The Neon Movie Bunker

Yeah, yeah. We got a show for you. El'Ahrai and John show up herein to review "Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey" and "Marlowe". Plus other stuff, including a neat evisceration of "All Quiet on the Western Front". Strap in. You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.

John and El'Ahrai are back with a show that is both a hoot and a holler. None of your half-measures here! The reviews this week are "Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania" and "Skinamarink"! So listen in and enjoy! Wait! I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!

Yeah, whatever, new episode, fine. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Living" and "The Return of Swamp Thing". That's it. That's the writeup. I am not under any orders to make the world a better place.

It's another week! It's another show! That's all we know and all we need to know! This week, John and El'Ahrai provide reviews of "Infinity Pool" and "Sorry About the Demon". Plus! Lengthy discussion of the Oscar nominations! Doesn't that seem lovely? Oh Barney, you really do wear your heart on your sleeve. Now put it away, it's disgusting to look at.

Now that most of the year-end/year-start hoopla has died down, this week's show is a lean discussion of movies'n'stuff. El'Ahrai and John review "Missing" and "Good Night Oppy", plus the usual newsbits and the like for your listening pleasure. My dad doesn't know I stopped going to piano.

Let's look toward the future, shall we? This week, John and El'Ahrai peer at the year ahead and tell you their lists of the Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2023! (Both of them fought tooth and nail to choose "The Expendables 4". Listen in to see who got it!) Plus! Reviews of "A Man Called Otto" and "Wildcat"! I know this is gonna sound kind of strange, but I've sort of been expecting you.

It's here! It's here! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Yes, the Neon Movie Bunker 2022 Year-End Spectacuganza has finally arrived! Thrill to El'Ahrai, John, and special guest Cati Glidewell of The Blonde in Front delivering their Top 10 lists for the year! (No one knows how they all, independently, came up with "Sonic the Hedgehog 2" as their top film, but the great thing about miracles is not having to explain them.) Plus! Reviews of "Women Talking" and "Roads Apart"! So come on! Get in here and listen already! I like boys! I like loud music! I like GYRATING! I'm 13, DEAL WITH IT!

The end of the year is here, and with it all the requisite looking-back festivities. As such, John and El'Ahrai are here with their Top 5 Worst movies of 2022! Live, laugh, and love your way through this trip down landmine-filled memory lane. Plus! Reviews of "Puss In Boots: The Last Wish" and "Strange World"! I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.

A plethora of holiday treats await you in this week's episode! El'Ahrai and John review "The Whale" and "Babylon"! So listen up for that good, good stuff! You can't trust Melanie. But, you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie.

Arguably the heaviest hitters of the year are here, and wouldn't you know, we've got a review of it! That's right, John and El'Ahrai are here to review "Avatar: The Way of Water" and "The Mean One"! Listen in to hear what they have to say! Plus! Awards talk! And: stuff! Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?