The Neon Movie Bunker

It's another great big giant show, as El'Ahrai and John welcome The Blonde in Front, Cati Glidewell herself, for another round of reviews! This week, the three of them talk "May December", "Saltburn", "Sharknado 5: Global Swarming", and "Thanksgiving"! (One of those may not--strictly speaking--be true.) But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "It's A Wonderful Knife" star Jane Widdop! So how about that! Plus newsbits, questions, video picks, and more! So give it a listen! You're not a Nazi, Jojo. You're a ten-year-old kid who likes dressing up in a funny uniform and wants to be part of a club.

Well, holiday shopping season is here again, and wouldn't you know it, John and El'Ahrai are here wtih recommendations for the movie lover in your life! (If someone on eBay claims they have the original Rosebud from "Citizen Kane", you hit Buy It Now and deal with the consequences later. That's just good sense.) Plus! Reviews of "The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes" and "It's A Wonderful Knife"! You have had many counterintuitive ideas over the years, but this by far the most counterintuitivest of them all, dude!

It's a double double feature this week! El'Ahrai and John have reviews of "The Marvels", "Suitable Flesh", "The Holdovers", and "Pig Killer"! It's a bonanza of opinions! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Pig Killer" writer/director Chad Ferrin! And we draw down the curtain on the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner. We thank Oven Mitts for their longtime sponsorship. So listen up, it's a good one. I somehow don't think *Mr.* Butterworth would appreciate that very much.

It's a significantly shorter show this week, as John and El'Ahrai deliver reviews of "The Persian Version" and "Common Ground"!  But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Love Virtually" creators L.E. Staiman and Cheston Mizel! Doesn't that sound dreamy? Plus questions, home video picks, and...the penultimate Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts)?! Best wishes don't seem hardly enough, but I'd like to thank you. I do. I, I thank you for your companionship, your stamina, your horse sense, and a hundred and one laughs. I also enjoyed very much looking at your shining hair and your shining face.

It is an absolute whopper of a show this week, as El'Ahrai and John are joined once again by The Blonde In Front herself, Cati Glidewell, for discussion and review of "Priscilla" and "The Killer", plus a bonus review of "King of Killers"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with the programmers of the Black Harvest Film Festival! Plus rumblings from the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts), including some Release Date Shuffle talk! We're chock-full of stuff, so strap in! It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

Kind of a mixed bag between great big releases this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "She Came To Me" and "When Evil Lurks"! One is spooky, scary and disqueting. One is about class struggles in Brooklyn. I suppose you could put them in a blender and end up with a picture called "NIMBY", but I digress. Also! The Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts) rears its ugly head, and there are, y'know, other things. Plus! Guess which one of our hosts had his voice hideously mangled by the aftereffects of a cold! I have lived with gorillas! I know rage! You do not want me to go gorilla on you!

Well, we're back and we've got a big review this week: El'Ahrai and John discuss "Killers of the Flower Moon"! Is it a new masterpiece, or a Naked Emperor? Listen to the review and you tell us! We also have a review of "In the Fire", to boot! Plus we visit the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts), we report on a major retailer abandoning physical media, and more, more, MORE!  I hate the ocean and I hate the beach and I hate the sun and--the grass and the trees--and I hate heat!

Well, it's quite the show this week! Special guest star Cati Glidewell--The Blonde in Front herself--joins John and El'Ahrai for an extended discussion of "The Exorcist: Believer"! Pazuzu doesn't stand a chance. (Nor does David Gordon Green.) Plus! Reviews of "Strange Way of Life/The Human Voice" and "Divinity"! So grab your holy water and listen! If you do it badly, I'll feel terrible. And if you do it well, I'll feel much worse.

The news is not quite so earth-shattering this week, but it's made up for with searing review quality. El'Ahrai and John review "The Kill Room" and "Cats of Malta"! Plus the usual mix of the weird, stupid, profound, and profane! So, y'know, you could listen. Satan has become an embarrassment to our progressive views.

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! Yes, breaking news is what we have in the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts): one of the strikes is over! And that's all we have. [holds finger to earpiece] I'm being told that is, in fact, not all we have. There are reviews! Yes, John and El'Ahrai review "The Creator" and "Shaky Shivers"! One of them draws a rave! Plus, the usual silliness and whimsy. Sometimes it takes a wrongdoer to show you when you are doing wrong.