The Neon Movie Bunker

We do have an episode this week, who says we don't? John and El'Ahrai come through with reviews of "Kajillionaire" and "Scare Package", so doesn't that sound fun? There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.

Hello there! We are a podcast! Perhaps you would like to listen! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Hubie Halloween" and "The Last Starfighter"! You know what you got there? You got a fishhook in your finger. I'm right proud of you.

Just in the nick of time, here's another new episode! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Ava" and "The Tax Collector"! Plus more release date shuffling and other things. No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

There are few who'd deny that what I do I am the...top 100, maybe. Definitely top 1000. Anyway, we're back with another episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The Trial of the Chicago 7" and "12 Hour Shift"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Call" actress Lin Shaye! This is the first line of a joke, right? A guy comes home to find his wife with a priest.

Psst...hey, buddy, you want a movie review show? Then step right over here and get yourself a brand new fully-loaded Neon Movie Bunker! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "The Nest" and "The Dancing Dogs of Dombrova"! So you going to listen, or what? You sit there, lecturing about our lives and so far, I have not witnessed one sign that you have any values of your own.

Back with more reviews, and back to home viewing. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "I'm Thinking Of Ending Things" and "Jesus Shows You The Way To The Highway"! It's a perfectly cromulent show. I've often thought that there should be beauty contests for the insides of bodies.

We begin taking our first tentative steps back to normalcy this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Tenet" and "The Naked City"! Yay, theaters! Men my age dictate this war. Why should we be allowed to send our children to fight it?

Be excellent to each other. Start by listening to this week's episode! El'Ahrai and John provide reviews of "Bill & Ted Face the Music" and another variety of selections from the Fantasia Film Festival! Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?

150 is a big, nifty number! Do we have a big, nifty show to suit it? You decide! This week, John and El'Ahrai have reviews of "The One and Only Ivan" and a variety of selections from the Fantasia Film Festival! Sounds pretty big and nifty to me. I don't pretend to be a critic, but lord knows I have a gut, and my gut tells me it's simply marvelous.

What does this fine summer day offer us? Well, El'Ahrai and John are back, and they review "Project Power" and "Gamera: The Complete Collection"! Doesn't that sound like fun? Also, there's only a little bit of existential despair in this week's episode, so listen closely! This city, this whole country, is a strip club. You've got people tossing the money, and people doing the dance.