If you're up of if you're down, there's another episode of the Neon Movie Bunker for you this week. Are "The Hustle" and "The Shape of Now" top of the charts or bottom the barrel? El'Ahrai and John's reviews will help you figure that out, with their strange charm. So glue on your earphones and listen! Anxiety, nightmares and a nervous breakdown, there's only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets and start screaming.

Charter yourself a journey on the S. S. Neon Movie Bunker and set sail for adventure! This week, John and El’Ahrai bring you their reviews of “Long Shot” and “Hail Satan?”! So climb aboard and, I don’t know, batten down a hatch or something. Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand-shucked?

Hey, there, you raspscallion, you. Toddle on over to the ol' Neon Movie Bunker and give a listen to what El'Ahrai and John are slingin'! This week, they've got reviews of "Family" and "Frankenstein 1970"! Doesn't that sound like a swingin' good time? Can't afford to be afraid of our own people anymore, man.

Eleven years and 21 movies have led to this: “Avengers: Endgame” is here, John and El’Ahrai have seen it, and they are here with a review for you (plus a bonus review of “Scared Stiff”)! It’s light on spoilers but heavy on commentary, so listen in! You throw another moon at me and I’m gonna lose it!

Dip into the past with us on this week's episode, won't you? El'Ahrai and John have reviews of "Peterloo" and "Master of Dark Shadows" for your consideration, so give a listen! We also have newsy discussion, home video picks, and, as ever, "more"! I've got an infinite number of places to go, the problem is where to stay.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Neon Movie Bunker! It's another all-new show for you this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Shazam!" and "On the Basis of Sex"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Browsing Effect" actor Josh Margolin! So strap on your ear goggles and listen! Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

It's the same great show in a brand new package this week, as we introduce our new and improved website! And on this week's show, El'Ahrai and John review "Dumbo" and "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Haunting of Sharon Tate" writer/director Daniel Farrands! If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!

Well, they're back at it again. John and El'Ahrai have returned to bestow upon you, the listening public, their reviews of "Us" and "Gloria Bell". How about that? But wait, there's more! We also have the second half of our interview with writer/director Tony Wash! It's heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious.

Are you ready, kids? Then dive into this new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Climax" and "The Quake"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with writer/director Tony Wash! I always told you. You're special. Your history isn't over yet. There's still a page left.

Greetings and salutations, earthling. Coming to you this week from beyond the farthest edge of the galaxy, John and El'Ahrai review "Captain Marvel" and "Divide & Conquer: The Story of Roger Ailes" But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Finding Steve McQueen" director Mark Steven Johnson! Well, then, as your attorney in this matter I advise you to marry the woman immediately.