The Neon Movie Bunker

Let's look ahead, shall we? This week, John and El'Ahrai bring you their lists of their Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2020! (Book it: "The Croods 2".) Plus! Reviews of "Underwater" and "Krypton: The Second Season"! Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.

It's a beast of a very special show this week, as El'Ahrai and John announce their choices for the Top 10 Movies of the Decade 2010-2019! (Amazing that "The Aeronauts" slid in just under the wire to land on both lists.) Sit back and listen to them enumerate and explain their choices! Plus! Reviews of "The Two Popes" and "The Girl on the Third Floor"! Facebook and drunk ex-wives do not make good friends.

It's here! It's finally here! The 2019 Neon Movie Bunker YEAR-END SPECTACUGANZA IS HERE! Yes, it's time for John and El'Ahrai to give you, the public, their lists of the Top Ten Movies of 2019! (Spoiler alert: very strong praise is given to "Spies in Disguise".) Plus! Reviews of "Uncut Gems" and "1917"! It's a big show, so get listenin'! If I said it once, I said it a thousand times, I don't care they're Irish. I don't care they're Catholic. If there's one person you can't trust in this life, it's millionaires' kids.

What cinematic atrocities were foisted upon an unsuspecting public this year? Well, this week, El'Ahrai and John run down their lists of the Top 5 Worst Movies of 2019! (Somehow, they both managed to avoid mentioning "Dark Phoenix".) Plus! Reviews of "Cats" and "Adopt a Highway"! People like you must create. That's what you were brought into this world to do, Bernadette. If you don't, you become a menace to society.

The Bunker speaks! It's a concise show this week, but an important one as John and El'Ahrai review "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" and "Silver Bullet"! So climb on board and listen! I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these past few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing.

The year 2019 is whirling toward a conclusion, but we here at the Neon Movie Bunker keep our eyes on the present with news and reviews and such! This week, El'Ahrai and John present their reviews of "Bombshell" and "The Tiger of Eschnapur/The Indian Tomb"! Plus fun is poked at the Golden Globes, and other stuff. So listen, enjoy, and send us your best and worst of 2019 AND the Best of the Decade! Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.

All right, all right, here's your episode. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Little Women" and "Big Trouble in Little China". You know, the end of the decade is coming up, and we'd really like to hear your picks for the Best of the Decade (as well as the more mundane Best and Worst of the Year). You know how to get in touch, and if you don't...listen to the show! Got to be honest...never really thought that royalty bit would be relevant.

Thanksgiving approaches, and as such, thoughts turn to...HOLIDAY SHOPPING! This week, El'Ahrai and John give you lists of the Top Gifts for the Movie Lover in Your Life! Plus! Reviews of "A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood" and "Prophecy"! So sit back and enjoy! Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you.

It's new episode time again! This week, John and El'Ahrai bring you their reviews of "Marriage Story" and "Cold Case Hammarskjöld"! Plus news and other idle speculation! For a guy with three hearts you're not very nice.

With all that's going on in the world, don't you think you owe it to yourself to take some time to listen to a nice podcast about movies? Well, hop on over to the Neon Movie Bunker, where this week El'Ahrai and John review "The Irishman" and "Bliss"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Shed" writer/director Frank Sabatella! So please, listen in! The soup of the day, madame and monsieur. The Gummi Bears were my idea.