The Neon Movie Bunker

Shelter-in-place with us for a while, won't you? This week, John and El'Ahrai provide reviews of "Portrait of a Lady on Fire" and "V.F.W." But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Vivarium" writer/director Lorcan Finnegan! Wash your hands. None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!

Only the end of the world again. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Onward" and "Tex Avery Screwball Classics Volume 1". Wash your hands. Let's find out if he's even a doctor before we go promoting him, okay?

With shutdowns all around, take some time to listen to two men talk in an uncomfortably small enclosed space. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Greed" and "Ghost Killers Vs. Bloody Mary"! Ah, it was a simpler age. This is Ground Zero. This is my site. I can fix. I can fix this.

With all that's going on in the world today, isn't it about time you took a long moment to hear some movie reviews? This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The Invisible Man" and "Queen and Slim"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Final Kill" writer/director Justin Lee! Hello. We're teachers on sabbatical and we've just won the lottery.

Beware: this is a show with reviews in it. This week, John and El'Ahrai deliver reviews of "The Photograph" and "Is Anybody Listening?" so listen up and listen good. You'd think it'd be like a game show, but think of a community production of a tax return.

It's mid-February, there's not much going on, why not listen to a podcast about movies? This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Downhill" and "Sonic the Hedgehog"! Plus newsbits and other ephemera. Well, I can tell you that you are dealing with one of the old-time bureaucracy, I know that.

What's on tap this week? Well, they handed out the Oscars, so it's time to talk about them, and that's just what John and El'Ahrai do. Plus! Reviews of "Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn" and "Bad Boys For Life". I only ask for what I've always had, a balanced diet, regular grooming, and a general physical once a year.

It's another scintillating episode this week, as El'Ahrai and John review "The Rhythm Section" and "Mon Mon Mon Monsters"! Plus, other stuff. Hermetically seal yourself up and listen! We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option.

We have reviews, and news you can use, in this week's show. John and El'Ahrai review "The Gentlemen" and "Motherless Brooklyn"! Plus other bits and bobs to brighten your day. Are You watching me? I want to know what You are. I want to see what You see.

Talk, talk, talk. There is a significant amount of talking from El'Ahrai and John on this week's show, everything from Oscar nomination discussion to home video recommendations. But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Color Out of Space" writer/director Richard Stanley! Plus! Reviews of "Doolittle" and "Color Out of Space"! There's something I know when I'm with you that I forget when I'm away.