It's a week of subtitles on this episode, as El'Ahrai and John bring you reviews of "Never Look Away" and "The House"! Plus a rant, some news, home video picks, and more! This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS!

It's time to shovel the last bit of dirt onto 2018's grave, and John and El'Ahrai do that by breaking down the winners and losers of the 91st Academy Awards! Plus! Reviews of "How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World" and "Willard"! In our line of work, it's not good to be famous. Anonymous is the goal.

Does your life need a bit more sunshine? Well, maybe listening to us can help. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Alita: Battle Angel" and "So Dark the Night"! Plus other discussions and stuff. Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.

Damn the Man, we've got another new episode. This week, John and El'Ahrai deliver reviews of "The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part" and "Audition". But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Amityville Murders" writer/director Daniel Farrands! I'm not sleeping in my car again. It smells like Hot Pockets and feet.

On this nice episode, El'Ahrai and John review "The Kid Who Would Be King" and "The Amityville Murders"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Under the Eiffel Tower" writer/director Archie Borders! I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.

An angle? You want an angle?! I'll give you an angle. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Serenity" and "Stan and Ollie". But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with filmmakers Brent Kinetz and Terence Mickey of "1 Billion Orgasms"! With all that, how can you not listen? Everybody's taking something or they'd never make it till morning.

So you're looking for movie reviews. Well, that's convenient, because we happen to have some right here! This week, El'Ahrai and John discuss "Glass" and "The Mule"! Plus all the other usual highlights you've come to expect. They don't want me to have the title because I'm not a puppet like that fool up there.

"Replicas" and "The Dark" are on the reviewing stand this week, and John and El'Ahrai dig into them with great aplomb. Plus news, video picks, and other stuff. Today you were the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians.

New year, new show, new things to look forward to! This week, El'Ahrai and John bring you their lists of the Top Five Most Anticipated Films of 2019! (There was a vicious fight over "Spies in Disguise".) Plus! Reviews of "Aquaman" and "Bent"! I knew he was fake all along. In fact, I'm not even certain he was American.

It's here! It's here! The 2018 Neon Movie Bunker Year-End Spectacuganza!!! Join John and El'Ahrai as they reveal their lists of the Top Ten Movies of 2018! Plus! Reviews of "If Beale Street Could Talk" and "Bird Box"! But it's like, being yourself is, like, not changing yourself to impress someone else.