The Neon Movie Bunker

There are many philosophical questions John and El'Ahrai attempt to answer on this week's show: Are the kids all right? Are the aliens all right? What can you say about this rash? Featuring reviews of "Boys State" and "Sputnik"! People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.

Reviews? We got 'em. This week, El'Ahrai and John talk "John Lewis: Good Trouble" and "Nothing But the Blood"! Doesn't that sound like a senses-shattering double feature? Sometimes I wonder...will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize...God left this place a long time ago.

A short show, this week, but no less powerful for it! John and El'Ahrai proffer reviews of "Radioactive" and "James Cameron's Story of Science Fiction"! Plus all the other accessories you've come to expect! So you just figured you'd come here, to the most hostile environment known to men, with no training of any kind, and see how it went? What was going through your head?

Just in the nick of time, we're back with a new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Palm Springs" and "The Room" (no, not that one)! Plus newsbits and more! Yay! Orphans always make the best recruits.

You've been waiting, well here it is--a new episode! This week, John and El'Ahrai present reviews of "The Old Guard" and "Bloodshot"! Plus all the other little bits that make life worth living! If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.

Big doings in this episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John bring you their lists of the Top 5 Movies of 2020 So Far! Plus! Reviews of "Hamilton" and "Relic"! That's a good show! Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people.

Guess who's back? Yes! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga" and "Eric Andre: Legalize Everything". Plus all the usual other goodies. They would have stopped paying me. Seemed easier.

It's time to play the music! It's time to light the lights! It's time to get things started on the Neon Movie Bunker tonight! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Irresistible" and "Dream Demon"! Plus other things (you'll just have to listen to find out). We're all put to the test...but it never comes in the form or at the point we would prefer, does it?

We're back, and we're not depressed this time! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Da 5 Bloods" and "Lost in America". But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with actor/comedian Jamie Kennedy! I'm a god. I can shape-shift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please, quit being a knucklehead.

And so it came to pass that there was another episode. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The King of Staten Island" and "You Don't Nomi"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Becky" directors Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion! So, y'know, that's a thing. I need you to say the things I can't say, and you need me to do the things you can't do.