The Neon Movie Bunker

It's another week, so it's another show. Isn't that terrific? This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Where'd You Go, Bernadette?" and "The Banana Splits Movie"! Listen and enjoy! Ooooo, nice form, but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze.

It's time to crack open the Neon Movie Bunker once more and see what gems are inside! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Good Boys" and "The Hustle". But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Burn" writer/director" Mike Gan! I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.

Hot today. Hot yesterday. Best thing to do is to go to a nice, air-conditioned movie. John and El'Ahrai review "The Kitchen" and "The Reflecting Skin" on this episode, maybe that'll help set you on the right track. Give a listen and discover. Ninjas don't hug!

The Neon Movie Bunker arrives on little cat feet, bringing El'Ahrai and John's reviews of "The Farewell" and "Alice, Sweet Alice" in its wake. Listen in, if you know what's good for you. The day they cut the football budget in this state, that will be the end of Western Civilization as we know it!

Come join John and El'Ahrai as they take another stroll through the movie landscape.  This week, "Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood" and "Iron Sky: The Coming Race" are up for review and discussion. So listen, and expand your mind just a little bit. Not much. OK, barely at all, if that. Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.

Well, well, well, what have we here? It appears to be yet another in the long line of Neon Movie Bunker podcasts. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The Lion King" and "The Fate of Lee Khan". Plus! A thorough going-over of all the latest news out of San Diego Comic-Con! So why aren't you listening already?! Well, as I was saying, it costs a lot to be authentic, ma'am. And one can't be stingy with these things because you are more authentic the more you resemble what you've dreamed of being.

Knock knock! Neon Movie Bunker calling! Always bringing you the freshest in movie reviews, news, and more. Let's see what John and El'Ahrai have for you today. Why, it's reviews of "Stuber" and "Dog Man"! Isn't that nice? Don't pick a fight with me, you certainly won't come out alive. I'll go right through you and it'll be you who ends up on the floor. Understood?

Listen to me carefully. There's these two guys, right? And they go around reviewing stuff and sending those reviews out into the aether. Like this week, one of them reviews "Spider-Man: Far From Home", and the other one reviews "Stranger Things: Season 3". The show is called The Neon Movie Bunker, and the guys are El'Ahrai and John. Here endeth the lesson. When I win here, I'll buy you a lifetime supply of antidepressants.

Having reached the halfway point of the year, it’s time to look back on what has come so far: It’s the 2019 Half-Year in Review Show! John and El’Ahrai give you their thoughts on the Top 5 Movies of the Year So Far! (Thrill to their dueling encomiums to “Wonder Park”!) But wait, there’s more! We also have an interview with actor Adam Seybold of “Dead Sight”! Plus! Reviews of “Yesterday” and “Midsommar”! We have no idea what other intergalactic threats are out there. And our one-woman security force had a prior commitment on the other side of the universe.

You get a review! And you get a review! And, look under your seats, you get a review, too! This week, El'Ahrai and John bring you reviews of "Toy Story 4" and "The New York Ripper"! Doesn't that sound like a delightful double feature? Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.