The Neon Movie Bunker

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Neon Movie Bunker! It's another all-new show for you this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Shazam!" and "On the Basis of Sex"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Browsing Effect" actor Josh Margolin! So strap on your ear goggles and listen! Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

It's the same great show in a brand new package this week, as we introduce our new and improved website! And on this week's show, El'Ahrai and John review "Dumbo" and "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Haunting of Sharon Tate" writer/director Daniel Farrands! If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!

Well, they're back at it again. John and El'Ahrai have returned to bestow upon you, the listening public, their reviews of "Us" and "Gloria Bell". How about that? But wait, there's more! We also have the second half of our interview with writer/director Tony Wash! It's heartening to see so many strange, new faces here today. I know my mom would be very touched, and probably a little suspicious.

Are you ready, kids? Then dive into this new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Climax" and "The Quake"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with writer/director Tony Wash! I always told you. You're special. Your history isn't over yet. There's still a page left.

Greetings and salutations, earthling. Coming to you this week from beyond the farthest edge of the galaxy, John and El'Ahrai review "Captain Marvel" and "Divide & Conquer: The Story of Roger Ailes" But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Finding Steve McQueen" director Mark Steven Johnson! Well, then, as your attorney in this matter I advise you to marry the woman immediately.

It's a week of subtitles on this episode, as El'Ahrai and John bring you reviews of "Never Look Away" and "The House"! Plus a rant, some news, home video picks, and more! This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS!

It's time to shovel the last bit of dirt onto 2018's grave, and John and El'Ahrai do that by breaking down the winners and losers of the 91st Academy Awards! Plus! Reviews of "How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World" and "Willard"! In our line of work, it's not good to be famous. Anonymous is the goal.

Does your life need a bit more sunshine? Well, maybe listening to us can help. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Alita: Battle Angel" and "So Dark the Night"! Plus other discussions and stuff. Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.

Damn the Man, we've got another new episode. This week, John and El'Ahrai deliver reviews of "The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part" and "Audition". But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Amityville Murders" writer/director Daniel Farrands! I'm not sleeping in my car again. It smells like Hot Pockets and feet.

On this nice episode, El'Ahrai and John review "The Kid Who Would Be King" and "The Amityville Murders"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Under the Eiffel Tower" writer/director Archie Borders! I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.