The Neon Movie Bunker

We all have things to be thankful for this year. John and El'Ahrai are thankful for you listeners out there, and to show it, they've brought you a new show! This week, they review "Widows" and "Luciferina"! But wait, there's more! There's also an interview with "The Clovehitch Killer" director Duncan Skiles! So settle in and listen! There's no such thing as the unknown, only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.

You want reviews? Do you? I hope you do, because that's kind of our stock-in-trade. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The Girl in the Spider's Web" and "Beautiful Boy"! There are two films that have a lot in common! So give a listen. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?

I see a little silhouette-o of a podcast! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Piercing", and "Keep an Eye Out" (those latter two courtesy of the Ithaca Fantastic Film Festival)! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Monster Party" writer-director Chris von Hoffmann! Plus contests to win copies of "Mile 22" (on Blu-ray) and "Sharp Objects" (on DVD)! What else do you need?! Fresh? Fresh as monkey's breath, brother!

El'Ahrai and John return with another new show, this time bearing reviews of "Mid90s" and "Mandy"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Killer Kate!" actor Grant Lyon! So listen up and listen good! That's much too vulgar a display of power, Karras.

What delights we have to show you this week. John and El'Ahrai bring you reviews of "Halloween" and "The New Fire"! Plus! A contest to give away a Blu-ray of "BLACKkKLANSMAN"! Isn't that exciting? So listen and maybe win! The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to move silently among us.

We begin Year 2 of the Neon Movie Bunker with El'Ahrai and John teaming up to review "First Man" and "Bad Times at the El Royale"! We also have news of studio turmoil and a treasure trove of screenplays! Plus the usual home video picks and banter, so have a listen! Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

It's a triple-header of reviews this week, as John and El'Ahrai discuss "Venom", "A Star Is Born", and "Skyscraper"! Doesn't that sound like a good time? You do not fear death. You think this makes you strong. It makes you weak.

This week's show is show-length, and contains every word of this particular episode. El'Ahrai and John review "The Sisters Brothers" and "Sleep No More", talk about things, and otherwise flap their gums. So listen if you know what's good for ya! My good sir, perhaps we got off on the wrong boot. Allow me to unring this bell!

They said we'd never make 50, but we sure showed 'em! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Fahrenheit 11/9" and "Exorcist II: The Heretic"! So tune in, won't you? That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

This week, El'Ahrai and John bring you Count/Pointercount reviews of "A Simple Favor". That's two reviews for the price of one! Imagine your savings! Plus movie news and home video picks and whatnot. Blogging is not writing. It's graffiti with punctuation.