The Neon Movie Bunker

People of Earth! Do you have a longing in your heart for finely-crafted cinema criticism brought to you by highly-credentialed experts? Then go pick up a copy of "Sight and Sound", because this is two goofballs talking movies. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "The Nun" and "Searching"! The law has little to say on things left undone.

El'Ahrai and John break out the crystal ball this week, and look into...THE FUTURE! Specifically, they are giving you, the loyal Neon Movie Bunker listener, a glimpse of their Top Five Most Anticipated Movies From Now Until The End of 2018! (They fought tooth and nail to decide who got to pick "Small Foot".) Plus! Reviews of "Juliet, Naked" and "American Guinea Pig: Song of Solomon"! It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

Reviews? "The Happytime Murders" and "Bram Stoker's Shadow Builder", check. Movie news? Check. Home video picks? Check. Zany antics? Your mileage may vary. Yes, John and El'Ahrai seem to have packed everything you need into this episode, so you just need to listen! Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul.

Look under your chair! You get an episode! And *you* get an episode! You all get this new episode of The Neon Movie Bunker! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Crazy Rich Asians" and "Alpha", so listen up and listen good! Kid, I'll help you find the lost city of Atlantis! Just please, please go to sleep!

Show! New show! Get yer show here! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "BLACKkKLANSMAN" and "The Suffering of Ninko". Plus news and such, so listen and absorb! At this rate it's going to take a couple of hours to get everyone down. So, I would suggest that those of us with stout hearts and trim waistlines start using the stairs.

What's that behind your ear? Why, it's another fine episode of the Neon Movie Bunker! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Disney's Christopher Robin" and "The Dead Shack". Enjoy!  I know the president's chief scientific advisor, we were at MIT together. And, in a situation like this, you-you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C- in astrophysics.

Would you like to listen deliciously? This week's show is here, and it's got stuff a-plenty. John and El'Ahrai deliver reviews of "Mission: Impossible--Fallout" and "Murdoch Mysteries: Season 11". But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Puzzle" director Marc Turtletaub! Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

Summertime! And the movie news is easy! On this week's show, El'Ahrai and John recap all the news around San Diego Comic-Con. Plus! reviews of "Eighth Grade" and "You Will Be Mine"! So give a listen! Your honor, out of all the cases you gon hear today, which one is gon matter hundred years from now?

It's that time again! No, not time to floss. Time for a new episode! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation" and "Blumhouse's Truth or Dare"! Plus news and things and stuff. So saddle up and listen! Your daddy wanted you to be everything he wasn't, and at the same time, he wanted you to be everything he was.

Back on track and ready to rumble, it's another new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Ant-Man and the Wasp" and "The Godmonster of Indian Flats"! Plus news aplenty, so please consider listening! Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt.