The Neon Movie Bunker

An angle? You want an angle?! I'll give you an angle. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Serenity" and "Stan and Ollie". But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with filmmakers Brent Kinetz and Terence Mickey of "1 Billion Orgasms"! With all that, how can you not listen? Everybody's taking something or they'd never make it till morning.

So you're looking for movie reviews. Well, that's convenient, because we happen to have some right here! This week, El'Ahrai and John discuss "Glass" and "The Mule"! Plus all the other usual highlights you've come to expect. They don't want me to have the title because I'm not a puppet like that fool up there.

"Replicas" and "The Dark" are on the reviewing stand this week, and John and El'Ahrai dig into them with great aplomb. Plus news, video picks, and other stuff. Today you were the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians.

New year, new show, new things to look forward to! This week, El'Ahrai and John bring you their lists of the Top Five Most Anticipated Films of 2019! (There was a vicious fight over "Spies in Disguise".) Plus! Reviews of "Aquaman" and "Bent"! I knew he was fake all along. In fact, I'm not even certain he was American.

It's here! It's here! The 2018 Neon Movie Bunker Year-End Spectacuganza!!! Join John and El'Ahrai as they reveal their lists of the Top Ten Movies of 2018! Plus! Reviews of "If Beale Street Could Talk" and "Bird Box"! But it's like, being yourself is, like, not changing yourself to impress someone else.

Gather ye children and tremble: this week has badness in it. This episode features El'Ahrai and John's lists of the Top Five Worst Movies of 2018! After this eldritch horror reveals itself, you will find yourself...changed. Plus! Reviews of "Vice" and "Mary Poppins Returns"! Some crazy lady was going to cut your heart out and you wanted more specific instructions? Perhaps you'd want it in writing--or a diagram, maybe?

John and El'Ahrai have returned once more to bring you all the movieness you never knew you needed! This week, they review "Vox Lux" and "Panique"! Plus some news, a giveaway, and so much more! Thanks for listening! All men lose when they die and all men die. But a slave and a free man lose different things.

Movies? Movies movies movies movies movies. Movies! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald" and "Quincy"! Movies movies movies. I been savin' this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband.

Another week passes, another episode arrives. It's a good enough life. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" and "The Favourite"! Plus all the usual discussions and recommendations and whatnot. Well...you'd sure as hell call it a pathology if you saw this in a human.

It's time for a new episode! You know what that means, right?Yes! Reviews! This week, El'Ahrai and John take a look at "Ralph Breaks the Internet" and "The Bogart and Bacall Collection"! Doesn't that sound like a good way to spend some time? I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!