The Neon Movie Bunker

It's an extra-big show this week, as John and El'Ahrai bring you their lists of the Top 5 Movies of 2018 So Far! (The love these two have for "Peter Rabbit" defies description.) But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Another Wolfcop" star Leo Fafard! Plus! Reviews of "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" and "The Last House on the Left"! Done properly, parenting is a heroic act...done properly.

Yes, we're still going. This time around, El'Ahrai and John review "Tag" and "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom". So there! They're not screaming. They're celebrating.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to listen to a podcast about movies. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Incredibles 2" and "Night of the Lepus"! I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the - the fungus that feeds on pond scum.

Here's a show. Woo-hoo. This week, El'Ahrai and John offer reviews of "Ocean's 8" and "The Strangers: Prey at Night". Plus things. Computers rule the world today. And the fellow that can fool the computers, can rule the world himself.

Well, forces have conspired and here we are again. Let's listen to another week of new movie stuff! This time around, John and El'Ahrai review "How to Talk to Girls at Parties" and "Upgrade"! For our anniversary he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it's perfume. I end up in the emergency room.

Here's this week's show, served fresh and piping hot directly into your earholes! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Solo: A Star Wars Story" and "First Reformed"! Doesn't that sound like a good way to spend some time? What? I didn't break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.

Oh, hello! Please sit down and make yourself comfortable. We were just talking about movies. Specifically, this week, John and El'Ahrai discuss "Deadpool 2" and "Swung"! Isn't that nice? Because now I realize there are some things worse than death, and one of them is sitting here waiting to die.

Do you ever get the feeling you're stuck in a loop, just repeating actions that have no meaning for anyone? Well, add The Neon Movie Bunker to that loop, and get some of the finest movie talk money can't buy! El'Ahrai and John's reviews of "RBG" and "Breaking In" highlight this week's episode! Troy, we live in a world where there's a Big Momma's House 3. I don't think I have a chance in hell.

It's a show, it's a show, it's a brand new show! John and El'Ahrai review "Tully" and "La Belle Noiseuse" and everyone has a good time. (You are having a good time, right?) Man, I don't know. I'm gonna miss bein' disreputable.

A compact show this week, as El'Ahrai and John discuss "Chappaquiddick" and "Followers" for your listening pleasure. Plus a little news and all the other stuff you love so much. Keeping you at a disadvantage is an advantage I intend to keep.