The Never Rad Miscellany

Goddammit, Marty. SPUTNIK: Have you been involved in an altercation in the self-checkout line of the Space Fry’s again? GREEB: Look— SPUTNIK: Are you facing both criminal and civil charges as a result of your behavior? GREEB: Look, I said I was sorry— SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik. GREEB: [slightly defeated] And I’m Marty Greeb. SPUTNIK: […]

https://www.audioverseawards.net/vote Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. Thank […]

Do you work in one of spaces only 3 industries? The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can help with your workers compensation claim. SPUTNIK: Have you been injured in a space mining accident? GREEB: Have you suffered physical discomfort as a crewmember of a starship? SPUTNIK: Are you some kind of smuggler? GREEB: These three […]

The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can handle any legal issue you may have. SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik GREEB: And I’m Marty Greeb SPUTNIK: And we’re— BOTH: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. GREEB: That’s right. SPUTNIK: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is here to represent you through any legal issues you may have. […]

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battlebird.productions Attention Miscellanists! We’ve got a special treat for you today in the form of another podcast that we really love, We Fix Space Junk. We Fix Space Junk is basically one of the best things you’ll ever shove into your ear pockets. It’s smart, incredibly witty, a ton of fun, and literally one of […]

FORNICRATE 4 MIMI:               What’s up, Hot Wing Nation. Mimi here! Hey, you know what I want to talk about—besides the greatest birds in America? ForniCrate.                     I know, I know, I can hear what you’re saying, “Isn’t that just another one of those dumb subscription boxes like HomeCannibal or […]

SFX:    Dramatic Sting. LEPTON:    Welcome back; I’m your host Lepton Brown and this is the live season finale of Iron Tyrant. We’re going to bring all of this week’s doomtestants back to the judgment hexagon to answer to me, Comptroller Beens, and special guest judges the artist known only as Britamatone, the psychic entity Mauve, […]

MFX:    Return Cue LEPTON:    Welcome back to Iron Tyrant. When we left off, Professor Quantus Verblanskowicz had put thousands of Fleevians to work mining ore for a giant smashing machine. The trouble is that the planet Fleeve is relatively poor in ores and minerals. QUANTUS:    SMASH! SMASH! HATE! LEPTON:    Quantus will likely have to import […]