Phantaseta SFX 1: A lovely chime. NARRATOR: Are you alone again this Valentine’s season? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA.(fan-TAS-it-uh) NARRATOR: Are the pressures of your civilization making it hard for you to find true love? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA. NARRATOR: Then consider planning a trip to Phantáseta, the beautiful home planet of the Phantasetans in the Mooper Sector. WHISPER: PHANTASETA. […]

LEPTON:    Welcome back to Iron Tyrant with me, your host Lepton Brown. Our doomtestants have been whipping up a little bespoke Apocalypse for the cultists of the planet Fleeve.      Doomtestant Gandra has been planning… something; she won’t tell us, and doomtestant Malmo Zarathustra hopes to wow the judges with a fireworks spectacular.  Doomtestant Quantas’s […]

ROMANCE FOR ONE SFX 1: Maybe some violin.SPOKES: Are you alone this romantic season? Have you utterly and completely failed to convince another that you are worthy of their affection? Have you encountered affection, but just felt so unworthy of it that you pushed it away? Are you perfectly comfortable alone and actually prefer it […]

7PM Arizona time. neverrad.com/twitch MFX 1: INTRO MUSIC SOMEONE: Hey Miscellanists! Guess what? We’re doing show again! In celebration of Galactic Wormhole Syndrome Week, the Miscellany will be putting on a benefit featuring all your favorite people, provided that all of your favorite people are Miscellany regulars. Check out the show live on Twitch, Friday […]

SFX 1: Intense music sting (think Who Wants to Be a Millionaire) LEPTON: Welcome back to Iron Tyrant, the show where we take planets full of hopeless, pitiful beings and match them with the celebrity tyrants that will whip them into shape. Planet Norx C from episode 33 is now happily under the domination of […]

Talk like Conrad! The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. SCENE 9A: GODDAMN VOCAL BUTTER CONRAD:     Hi there. I’m Conrad Miszuk. You may know me from podcasting, and if you don’t, that’s probably for the best. I’ve been in the industry longer than some people on the Never Rad team have […]

Zerk and Zark, the saucer siblings, talk rocket repair and maintenance. SCENE 8: ROCKETGAB MFX: Brief banjo music but like SPAAAAAACE ZERK: Welcome back to Rocket Gab on Nebula Public Radio with us, Zerk and Zark, broadcasting today from the 624-Hektor Trojan asteroid in Jupiter orbit. We’re here today to take your calls about your […]

A preview for the next episode of heart-pounding soap opera Space of Our Lives. The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. SCENE 7A: SPACE OF OUR LIVES PROMO NARRATOR:    After Between the Decks, stay tuned for an all new Space of Our Lives. SFX 1:    Gentle synth music. ROCK:    This is Captain […]

The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. SCENE 6A: DUMB HEART 3 VIOLET: Ryan CORMELIA: Kitt SMYTHE: Briauna CAPT AHMAYAD: Matt STAGE DIRECTIONS: Conrad VIOLET:    That was amazing, Cormelia. I wasn’t sure two… science officers could even do that… like that. CORMELIA:    Science officers have been doing it like […]

Protect your planet from pests with TerraMinex. Before you buy a new mech, make sure you know what you’re getting into with Star Fax. Sentient trees. Bumbling space settlers. Magic in the air. SCENE 5A: SPACE EXTERMINATORS MFX 1:    An action-horror movie-ish ominous underscore SPOKESBEING:     They’re coming…     SFX 1:    Creepy crawly noises slowly […]