The Never Rad Miscellany

The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. SCENE 4A: SECRET IDENTITY PT. 2 CORMELIA:    There, I have isolated the crystal’s structure and chemical composition. I can tell that I am just on the cusp of an amazing scientific breakthrough, Violet. VIOLET:    Truly outstanding, Cormelia. But I sense something is […]

neverrad.com/twitch 7PM MST/PDT April 23rd, 2021 First of all, thank you for clicking the link that played this audio file. I can already tell that you are intelligent and conventionally attractive and getting moreso by the minute. If you would like to add hipster cred to your already amazing personality (hipster in a good way […]

The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. And Sponsor Mulgreens will always be there for you. It has always been here. SCENE 3A: SPUTNIK AND GREEB – Polycule SPUTNIK:    You think everything is going fine, and then BAM! SFX 1:    Car Crash. SPUTNIK:    It hits you like a ton of bricks. JORDACHE:    […]

The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. Scene 2A: DUMBHEART Pt. 1 NARRATOR:    Last time on Between the Decks, Lieutenant Yelani Gorsht was sent on an away mission to the planet Burmfurkegyrpt. Things went sour. GORSHT:    The giant spider-scorpion-wasp-wolverines are attacking! AHHHHHHHHHHH! SFX 1:    An explosion. NARRATOR:    Meanwhile, back […]

Finally, you can get what you really want from a subscription box and coming up on space pay-per-view, it’s the battle of the millennium. SCENE 1A: NRM HEADQUARTERS SFX 1:    A science fiction noise. NRM:    Is this you? PERSON 1:    Not another subscription box. When did I order this? I’ve really gotta cut back on […]

neverrad.com/twitch February 19th, 20201 at 7PM MST. To your Miscellaneous Highness, we humbly wish to inform your grace of an upcoming event most extraordinary. On February 19th, the year of our space lord 2021, at seven post meridian Mountain Standard Time, The Never Rad Miscellany will be performing once again at neverrad.com/twitch. The theme for […]

We have reached the end of our Halloween special! MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ music NARRATOR: Alas, my peregrines, our time together has drawn to a close and we now must bid an ominous adieu to our festive confabulation. Remember, my friends, that the secrets of the midnight are always waiting for us out beyond […]

A hot new subscription box that you won’t find on any other podcast!CryoCrate was written by Kitt Keller, and featured the voice of Briauna Kittle as Jorsh. JORSH: Hey there, bromigos. Jorsh, here. I want to talk to you today about a totally rad product that I definitely use myself—no, no, no, no, no, don’t […]

Ghost hunters Fren and Nova head to the haunted Sindri Space Station to “get to know” the local specters.Fren with Boonifits was written by Briauna Kittle, featuring the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Fren, Briauna Kittle as Neva, and Kitt Keller as Skatch, with Fox Williams reading the stage directions.  MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ […]

A new insurance company that looks after all your needs. All of them.Eidolon Mutual was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Ryan Jenkins as the Deep Voiced Narrator, Fox Williams as the Newlywed, and Briauna Kittle as the Real Estate Agent, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions. DEEP VOICED ACTOR:    There […]