Welcome to the pilot of one of many series we are trying out for the Never Relevant podcast. Spoons, house parties, and NOS are the themes of this white knuckled mumble mouthed episode. Join us in living ten seconds at a time, a quarter mile at a time or some other platitude on the Never Relevant Podcast.

It's Pilot season and the boys are trying out some new series. This episode is the beginning of the series title "My Body is a Cage" in which we watch nicholas cage's entire movie career in random order. This time we are travelling to east russia where the devil has taken residence and The Cage must pursue him. Crank-esque antiques insue for a bombshell of a kickoff for this series.

This week Patrick and Hugh descend into madness as they watch the not at all acclaimed documentary by renowned dick Zac Bagins. Watch as a man harasses a community of oppressed minorities and extorts them to agree with his crackpot theories.

Due to nobody's negligence we are bringing you a Christmas special episode. Join us in watching four terrible Christmas tales blended together to give a paycheck to William Shatner.

Hey all, sorry for the long hiatus we have been out for reasons that are our own. We are back with a new episode with our returning unnamed special guest to see a bunch of youtubers portray the schools they dropped out of run by maybe the worst person ever.

Put on some glasses, shun water, and no eating before midnight, lest these three hosts turn into gross lizard versions of themselves. The penultimate holiday special is here as we gather around the screeching radiator to watch Gremlins.

Drunken chaperones, permed sorority girls, and stuffed octopi join us in this scary Christmas tale. Join us in watching Black Christmas.

In this very posh and refined episode of Columbo we travel to the mystical realm of England. There Columbo is beset on all side by the wealthy and must determine which to gaslight and eventually destroy. Join us in "The Dagger of the Mind"

In a conspiracy of drawer guns, gun plants, hunky Tony's and an ever present Columbo, this week Columbo tackles an all new challenge of a "partner" as well as a slightly inclined hill.

After a long month of spooking the boys return to their favorite show Colombo! We are introduced into the new and space age architecture of rectangles. This weeks episode is "A blueprint for murder".