It's Christmas in July everyone. This episode we learn about the deep and dark business/empire that is Christmas. We see the game of thrones esque politics, marriage making, and writing that is the true face of everyone's favorite holiday.

Hola everyone, this week we explore Paranormal Activity The Marked ones. Our three hero's watch the Paranormal Activity/Chronicle crossover that just barely makes a good movie, at least compared to the other Paranormal activities. Also we talk about nuclear Christ.

The boys have been transported to the teenverse where The titular activity is abounding. Small child antics and video chats are a constant theme in this thick rope filled episode.

This week we go back to the roaring 80s when it took like 6 screens to filter your magnetic film to see the ghost in your house. Hugh, John, and Pat zip up their parachute pants for this wild ride of twists and turns in Paranormal Activity 3.

This week the boys explore many avenues while watching paint dry in a room with an invisible demon. Cats and their terrible demises are a common theme this ep, but we don't get to graphic so just a small TW.

Hugh returns only to wish he had stayed away as our three warriors of banal conversation begin their quest to watch all of the Paranormal Activity movies. We attempt to draw blood from the stone of Paranormal Activity stone and unfortunately only come away with talcum powder covered feet.

In this episode of Never Relevant John and Patrick are dragged back to their favorite horror movie that is also limited in liability. They must look at old footage of the same stuff they watched the last two times and try to find anything to talk about while watching this wonderful film that definitely keeps them both entertained and frightened.

In this weeks exploration of horror themed legal business structures (this is a pun?) John and Patrick return to the hell house. Is it still a hell house? Or perhaps a simple cash grab? Either way it is sure to be full of spooky clowns or maybe a ghost, I'm not really sure because I'm Hugh and I wasn't in on this one WoooOOOOoooo.

On this Mythical week of Never Relevant we explore the realm of the gods aka a summer camp and las vegas. Join John, Hugh, and Patrick as they try to avoid monsters, traps, and the violent love of a god.

We come with a timely meme episode with scary clowns and a haunted house. Join Pat and John as they pick up hot house flipping tips from this weeks episode "Hell House LLC"