We return to the edutainment genre with our School School miniseries featuring guest host Joshua, in which we try to redress his disadvantaged homeschool upbringing by giving him a little taste of spending a boring childhood being half-heartedly policed by dead-eyed adults in a depressing building with a bunch of other angry children - through the magic of mass media! This series started with Spy Kids, and we've decided to continue it with another kennel club certified spinner, Fear Street 1994, which is about queer teen alienation, school rivalry, murderous ghosts, and the right way to jack off. This is, notably, the first Netflix original movie to cast a teen girl as a sigma grindlord.Never Relevant is the sort of movie and television commentary podcast that would really impress your older sister's friend. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh, John, Patrick, and, if you're very lucky, Joshua.

We've been doing so much squatting, thrusting and lunging that Pat's fingers have become little tungsten tubes full of HGH, and you better believe those bad boys typed straight through his laptop's motherboard. This means Hugh and I had to DIG DEEP and DEHYDRATE OURSELVES SEVERELY to attain the pump & definition required to deliver this week's content. This one goes out to anyone who's ever scribbled so many Cool Fighting Techniques in their composition book that they ran out of ideas and started coming up with stuff like "throwing expertise".Never Relevant is a movie and television commentary podcast offering borderline illegal "lifestyle and fitness" tips. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh, John, and Patrick (once he can afford to pick up a toughbook with extra-durable, extra-wide keys).

In this house, we eat pink cake. In this house, we play Feely Meely. In this house, even mythological Greek psychopomp Charon respects the authority of Catholic Jesus. In this house, we baby bird. In this house, we never really explain what happened to your dad.Never Relevant is a bunch of unrelated movie and television commentary podcasts all happening in the same place at the same time. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (who is missing; if you have any information regarding his whereabouts, please subscribe to our patreon), John, and Patrick.

We know we're four days late, but we have a really good excuse - some water got into the gearbox of the only crank-operated podcast transmission tower in the priory, and when the first freeze of winter came it wrought havoc on all the hand-forged scotch yokes and flywheels responsible for transmitting our weekly hour and change of clean christian fun to the ears of goodmen and goodwives across the country. Also Hugh's microphone had devils in it again, which is why he's in the stocks getting pelted with quail eggs, so expect around forty minutes of mysterious silence from him.Never Relevant proudly serves up another hot weekly helping of fully commentated amish content to all you rumspringaniacs out there. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (when he's not blighted by devils), John, and Patrick.

The first turkey of November saw the horrific shadow of its approaching sacrifice to the spirit of colonial revisionism present, and you know what that means: ONE MORE WEEK OF HALLOWEEN. By way of celebration we're posting one we've been sitting on since before our hiatus - the next installment of popular pro-teen pregnancy agitprop franchise Twilight. This was all planned, and is definitely not a sheepish and apologetic attempt to make up for the fact that a cartoonish series of coincidences has prevented us from recording for two weeks.Never Relevant is the premiere vampire coitus theorycraft podcast. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (when god is not striking him down), John, and Patrick.

When you've elevated minimal-effort production to a creative ethos the way we have here at Never Relevant Productions, GmbH, your perspective changes. The recording session we attempted for this week's episode was a technical ruin, but instead of throwing away our fragmented audio and turning in our podcasting badge, gun, and electric shaver, we have elected to take the left-hand path. The product currently tumbling through your input chute has a big stinky hole in it and we've accepted this. Life is a big stinky hole. A big stinky hole and sometimes a ventriloquist dummy comes out that seems incidental to the violence you suffer, which is actually visited upon you by the hands (?) of a ghost.Never Relevant is a movie and television commentary podcast made by a bunch of stupid puppets slurping clam chowder. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (when his recording application works), John (when his recording application works), and Patrick (whose recording is usually fine).

This week's FRIGHTENING FILM is about a bunch of psychics more or less doing their own thing in a hotel until their lives are sacrificed to advertise a collection of cool action figures. All the hosts agree that the little wide guy with big hands is the best one. There's a lot of front matter, so we get pretty deep into the naruto parallels present in this film.Never Relevant is a movie and television commentary podcast with very poorly-defined rules. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh, Patrick, and John.

I will not learn your backstory, Creighton Duke. I will not learn it as a fluke.I will not learn it in a cell, in exchange for your anti-Jason spell.I will not learn it if you demand, not even if you break my hands.I will not learn it to save my ex-wife (?), her father, mother, or my own life.I will not learn it, Creighton Duke,I'm not interested& I bet it sucksNever Relevant is a movie and television commentary podcast that runs on pure crude oil. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (when he's not taking phone calls on mic), Patrick, and John.

This week we kick off our october latex prosthetic bonanza with Wishmaster, a gory practical effects buffet featuring villain design reminiscent of gekisou sentai carranger. If you're into faithful depictions of folkloric djinn and able to accept IMMERSION RUINING inaccuracies about gem formation, it's a pretty good time.Never Relevant is the only movie and TV commentary podcast that won't scam you with malicious interpretations of your wishes. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh, Patrick, and John.

I didn't know Rachel from Friends had such a complicated backstory. Also, Hugh takes a couple of phone calls, but you don't get to hear them because their contents are /sensitive/.Never Relevant is the movie and TV commentary podcast that was created when a man sold his soul to the devil for gold. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh, Patrick, and John.