Consider the iconographic power of the triangle. It can be concrete, technological: the simplest polygon, the archetypal truss, the fulcrum. Or it can be intuitive and natural: a mountain's silhouette, a predator's teeth. It can even be abstract and spiritual: the pyramid that hosts the all-seeing eye, the triune god. Father, Son, Holy Ghost. Weakly-characterized romantic interest, vampire sigma chad, milquetoast virgin.Never Relevant is the movie and TV commentary podcast you recommended to the craigslist lawyer who well-actually'd you out of a top secret black site science prison. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh, Patrick, and John.

The show goes on. Redditor Dracula continues to blithely zing his way through a plot that dares the viewer to stay invested. This time he's on a boat doing an Agatha Christie sendup, but the twist is you know who the killer is the whole time and the mystery is why is any of this happening. Hugh decided to record this one two feet away from his 19th-century power loom, so please bear with the nonstop sound of children losing fingers in the reed.Never Relevant is the movie and TV commentary podcast you keep in your mind castle to have a pretentious duel of wits with. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (Andy to his sweatshop boys), Patrick, and John.

We went on hiatus for a while because Hugh decided to undergo initiation into the deep state. We did not announce it, we will not address it, and we are not sorry. Now we're back and I (John) have taken over editing and posting responsibilities after a VERY HOSTILE reorg; expect episode descriptions that read less like hardy boys back cover blurbs and more like psychic IEDs. This week we present the inaugural episode of our journey through the Steven Moffat-penned BBC Dracula miniseries, which is an ominous beef-smelling transylvanian castle of bad ideas.Never Relevant is the movie and TV commentary podcast of choice for insufferable undead pricks. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by Hugh (Andy to his Rosicrucian colleagues), Patrick, and John.

Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou sprayed with fake abs? In this episode of the pod the boys balance the Shakespearean plot with the Salo-ean imagery of Stephanie Meyers's New Moon brought to VHS.

After some Frankenstein like editing the twilight episode arrives. The boys dive into the musk of stephenie meyers flagship IP and day drink their way to the end.

In what should probably be it's own stand alone series, we watch another teen supernatural film. In Buffy the Vampire Slayer Dolly Parton's person middle finger to Joss Whedon, the boys enjoy the style of the 80s and the acting of men who refuse to be directed.

Hands to yourself and no listening to weird space signals everyone we have you covered in this week's episode. James bond flies to a space station to try and figure out what is going on in this spike themed rocket Elon Musk sent up. The boys endure the pain of poor acting and a director that really wished he could have just made alien again.

The boys tackle the trauma of ripping off your fingernails, evil mirrors, and inconsiderate family members. Watch out for lightbulbs and boat anchors on this episode of Never Relevant.

The boys have done it, the final Paranormal Activity and our 50th episode. We suffer through cyber cameras and uncomfortable flirting to bring you this week's Never Relevant Podcast.

Lace up your basketball cleats and get your orange slices, we are hitting the court this week in the OG basketball classic Teen Wolf. The boys navigate the perilous teen hi jinks of sticking up a liquor store, seven minutes in heaven and thick ropes.