MONDAY 3/15/21: The latest round of stimulus checks is starting to arrive and with it, glorious memes. A sports announcer blames his racist comments on a medical condition. Dispatchers give their ideas on lie detector questions for the first Secret Shows Live.

FRIDAY 3/12/21: Shawn has a hole problem, and dispatchers are quick to assist. President Biden has a date for when COVID-19 vaccines will be available for all adults. A new Jeep has a giant pricetag. C-Lane wants justice and a peek after a doorbell cam catches a porch pirate's wardrobe malfunction.

THURSDAY 3/11/21: Confusion ensues as to why a wedding ring would keep a woman off an airplane. Dispatchers get savage after two overweight children are taken from their parents in the United Kingdom. Shawn and C-Lane relive their limited skateboarding days. Another promising NASA video comes up a bit underwhelming.

WEDNESDAY 3/10/21: A Miami player catches heat for a comment made during a gaming stream. Your Steak 'n Shake experience is going to change. Shawn isn't a huge fan of another instrument. A dispatcher thinks Shaquille O'Neal should get into the liquor business.

TUESDAY 9/2/21: Some White House residents may have already been evicted. The show finds out how much Google knows about them. C-Lane thinks Shawn might have a new obsession. Sabrina wants to sell an NFT.

MONDAY 3/8/21: Shawn calls on dispatchers to tell stories of powerful women in their life on International Women's Day. C-Lane has a present for Sabrina. A priest in Ireland plays the wrong music during a live-streamed service. Oprah's interview with Harry and Meghan dominates the news cycle.

FRIDAY 3/5/21: An NFL Quarterback sees a UFO. Shawn wants to sell his music catalog, but doesn't get a whole lot of big offers. A mother is shamed for the name she gave her daughter, but nobody on the show seems to think it's that bad.

THURSDAY 3/4/21: A basketball player ends an impressive streak. The new replacement for the classic “kiss cam” turns some heads. The show dives in to how a firing squad works after learning South Carolina has put it back on the table.

WEDNESDAY 3/3/21: Dolly Parton tweaks a classic for vaccine awareness. Two states look to be done with their COVID-19 restrictions. Shawn finds issues with a new Netflix show, but not for the same reasons as Taylor Swift.

TUESDAY 3/2/21: Sabrina has window issues. Annoyed airline passengers have a message for a man who forced them to land in Florida. Shawn may have the cure for the hickey. Shawn finally gets recognition for his trial participation.