MONDAY 3/1/21: A head-turning performance of the national anthem leads the CPAC. A livestream viewer has questions about Shawn. Rejected vanity plates in Ohio have a very 2020 theme. The show gets distracted by an e-mail with some very good news.

FRIDAY 2/26/21: Shawn gets footage of the attack on Lady Gaga's dog walker. A mini donkey on TikTok is adorable but loud. A woman asked to wear a mask in South Africa is forced to improvise. A dispatcher goes above and beyond to win his prize. Shawn has a plan for the robot revolution.

THURSDAY 2/25/21: A controversial Russian website is gaining steam, so much so that nobody can get to it. Hasbro makes an announcement about the future of a beloved toy. Some think their robot vacuum may be drunk. A Zoom teacher is in trouble after a crucial mistake.

WEDNESDAY 2/24/21: More details (and some corrections) emerge surrounding Tiger Woods' LA car crash. Shawn has a mystery to solve. A Chicago lawmaker thinks he knows how to reduce car thefts. A miracle puppy is born in Oklahoma.

TUESDAY 2/23/21: Dispatchers chime in on things they learned late after a teacher reveals what things their students don't know. People are turning on Pat Sajak after he appears to mock a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. Breaking news involving Tiger Woods comes in at the end of the show.

MONDAY 2/22/21: NASA's latest Mars rover sends back sounds from the red planet. The Bruce Springsteen DWI story has additional details, but nobody is allowed to know them yet. Shawn gets actually'd from outside the studio. Texas residents who DO have power may be paying a lot more for it.

FRIDAY 2/19/21: NASA lands another rover on Mars, this time with its own helicopter. Ted Cruz has an explanation for his Mexico trip, but texts from his wife may suggest otherwise. Restaurants may see a positive side-effect from quarantine. A woman gets quite the surprise in an Alaskan outhouse.

THURSDAY 2/18/21: A drive thru employee strikes back. NASA ups their branding for the Mars landing. An activist has a unique idea to lower the murder rate in Baltimore. A restaurant in Florida is proud of their policy on masks.

WEDNESDAY 2/17/21: Texas gets drilled with more frigid weather and rolling blackouts. A fake vet is under scrutiny in Central Florida after a TikTok post gained traction. Bill Gates wants to change the way we eat.

TUESDAY 2/16/21: It's Fat Tuesday, but Mardi Gras won't be the same as last year. Shawn wants to get the show in the firewood business, but needs to pick a scent. A new dating "trend" is probably not real and sounds super close to something gross.