WEDNESDAY 9/4/19: A present washes ashore and more information from the Bahamas comes in as Dorian makes its way further north, out of the way of Central Florida. A sheriff responds to criticism over school closures. Cardi B has a new beef.

TUESDAY 9/3/19: As Hurricane Dorian nears the Eastern Florida coastline, devastating images and stories arise out of the Bahamas.

FRIDAY 8/30/19: More Change in Hurricane Dorian's track could lead to king tides. A TikTok user goes viral for a weird appendage. TSA catches heat for a humiliating inspection. Moses DeWitt teaches the show what an attractive nuisance is.

THURSDAY 8/29/19: Shawn calls on the listening public to do what they can to make Hurricane Dorian turn away from Florida. A DMV wants their custom license plate back after deciding it was offensive. Weird Al gets his own road. College students are overdosing, but not on what you might think.

WEDNESDAY 8/28/19: Another day, another teacher is in trouble. Your doorbell camera may help fight crime, but what do you get for it? A new collectible from Disney can't pass through TSA. C-Lane might be going viral. Stores get swamped as Tropical Storm Dorian gets an upgrade.

TUESDAY 8/27/19: An Oklahoma news anchor makes a tearful apology after an offensive comment. A recipe goes viral over the weekend. Shawn may have found a new type of straw alternative. Pete Davidson catches heat over a rant during a stand-up show at UCF.

MONDAY 8/26/19: Everybody survives a crazy weekend downtown. NASA investigates what it believes to be the first crime in space. A TV host apologizes for something ridiculous. Hasbro makes a big purchase. Jim Colbert finds out about Keyboard Cat for the first time.

FRIDAY 8/23/19: A woman gets a surprise when she thinks she has water in her ear. A guest on Fox News gets marijuana wrong. MTV has a new cringe-inducing show. People are protesting the canceling of a Netflix show and one woman takes it a bit far. Sabrina and C-Lane get into celebration mode.

THURSDAY 8/22/19: Deepfakes are getting easier, but maybe not for all of us. Mia Khalifa says she didn't make a whole lot of money in porn. Shawn has a secret to give out. Once again, a porn site has a leak of many of its users' information. A very stoned man is caught trying to fix his car in an extremely ineffective manor.

WEDNESDAY 8/21/19: Everyone is going nuts over a new offering from Popeye's. Shawn may have jinxed Florida. Another woman celebrating her 100th birthday gives out the secret to long life. A former porn star is found living in the homeless-filled tunnels of Las Vegas