TUESDAY 8/20/19: We could all be using too much A/C. A newly-single college football fan has some interesting requests for a game-watching partner on Craigslist. Two police departments try to ruin a fun saying. Everyone gets a lesson on fresh fish.

MONDAY 8/19/19: Fritz joins the show in Sabrina's absence and gives his review on the Impossible Whopper. Shawn has questions about a picture going viral from the Mummy ride at Universal Studios. C-Lane learns a new word. A dispatch sparks a trip down memory lane.

FRIDAY 8/16/19: Shawn wants to celebrate National Rum Day. Jimmy Kimmel finds himself in hot water with the FCC. A survey about underwear sparks debate among callers and dispatchers. C-Lane has a hot mic moment during a segment about hot mic moments. Sabrina dives into the world of Disney porn parodies.

THURSDAY 8/15/19: A woman miraculously survives a skydive with a failed parachute. An eating contest at a baseball game goes horribly wrong. Catfishing has a new brother. Bella Thorne goes completely opposite of her Disney roots. A black hole in the Milky Way is acting a bit funny.

WEDNESDAY 8/14/19: Another company joins the hard seltzer game, to Sabrina's dismay. Shawn gets everyone worried about botflies. The organizers of the "Storm Area 51" movement are starting a festival, but C-Lane is concerned with the pricing.

TUESDAY 8/13/19: Day two of school and already a teacher is getting in trouble. Dating apps have a new hero. A mother is appalled over the content of a shirt being sold at a clothing shop. Chris Cuomo rages over a name he was called. Tumblr is sold for a shockingly low price. A man gives a fantastic interview after a tree falls on a car.

MONDAY 8/12/19: Sabrina hosts the show and Fritz sits in in Shawn's absence. Fritz and Sabrina play an unplanned weekend gig. Fritz schools everyone on wrestling. Sabrina finds inspiration from a twitter philanthropist.

FRIDAY 8/9/19: Everyone is off to a sluggish start for a Friday, and Shawn opens with a dead dog story. A threesome-finding app may be compromised. An orgy in Deltona ends with a missing gun. Shawn tries out some new segments.

THURSDAY 8/8/19: Chris Rock ruffles feathers over a joke meme. A boy gets a custom shirt for his first day of school. Some apps may be contributing to human trafficking. Shawn thinks he's found a vodka C-Lane may not like so much.

WEDNESDAY 8/7/19: An innocent accident sparks panic in New York City. UCF cracks down on a sorority after a group chat gets loose. Sabrina is smitten with a judge who tends to be lenient in the sweetest way. Yesterday's classic website discussion spills over through dispatchers.