WEDNESDAY 9/22/21: Conor McGregor limps his way through the 7th Inning Stretch at a Cubs game. Australian police pat themselves on the back over a huge KFC bust. A website wants to sell Chick-fil-A on Sunday. Bill Gates awkwardly answers questions about Jeffrey Epstein.

TUESDAY 9/21/21: Earth, Wind & Fire gets their "meme day." Helicopters continue to search for Brian Laundrie as the news awaits findings from the coroner. A man narrowly misses a huge payout on a parlay bet. An e-mailer is disappointed with Shawn. A police officer needs pants to perform his field sobriety test.

MONDAY 9/20/21: The FBI swarms the house of Brian Laundrie's parents in search for clues. An Emmy winner takes his time with his acceptance speech. A Sam Adams release will be illegal in 15 states. Scientists spend way too much money trying to put medicine in vegetables.

Where in the hell is Gabby Petito? DC BRACES for a weekend protest and the DEVIOUS LICK challenge explodes!

THURSDAY 9/16/21: Jim Breuer rants on Fox News. Shawn tries to reach out to Nicki Minaj on a livestream. Paramount shifts away from blockbusters. More women own guns than ever before. A man on TikTok is freaked out by something he discovered at a cemetery.

WEDNESDAY 9/15/21: The Nicki Minaj cousin tweet prompts calls to inspect a pair of Trinidadian testicles. A landlord in Florida is trying to mandate his tenants get vaccinated. A story about a kindergartener prompts Shawn to make a potentially terrible decision.

TUESDAY 9/14/21: A model is hairless after falling for a phone scam. Shawn is on board with bringing back an extinct animal. The VMAs post record low viewing. A beloved SNL cast member passes away.

MONDAY 9/13/21: Rudi Giuliani takes some odd turns during his speech on September 11th. Shawn and Sabrina relive an awkward appearance on TV. A rapper claims to be first to have his gold dreads implanted. A celebrity tries dating apps.

FRIDAY 9/10/11: C-Lane's 35th birthday proves to be quite costly after Shawn's "dangerous" stunt backfires on him.

THURSDAY 9/9/21: Shawn offers a glimpse back at a post-9/11 NBC promo, but would soon find a texter wasn't too happy about that. The trucking industry is considering hiring younger drivers but not everyone is on board. A really old piece of audio suggest ducks may be able to mimic humans.