WEDNESDAY 9/8/21: Shawn thinks he's going to vomit the first day back from a 4-day weekend. Locked down Australians might be seeing limits on how much alcohol they can buy. A naked woman on a golf cart crashes a stand-off.

FRIDAY 9/3/21: A stripper has a clever way to come out to her parents about her job. An athlete in the Paralympics loses a gold medal. A man in New Orleans has a great way to get his power back sooner than his neighbors. A man at a school board meeting makes up a new term.

THURSDAY 9/2/21: Shawn shares an awkward Uber story after a driver gets in trouble for listening to talk radio. Comedy Central cancels an episode of The Office. A man in Germany interrupts a live TV show to demand his favorite video game get a new installment.

WEDNESDAY 9/1/21: A man interrupting a live news segment demands accuracy. TikTok users STILL don't grasp how most restaurants work. People are weirded out by a McDonald's hiring ad. Shawn recalls his knife-selling days.

TUESDAY 8/31/21: A school board meeting is victim of a fantastic prank. A homeless man sneaks aboard an airplane. Shawn has a bone to pick with the kitchens of the mega rich. P!nk goes after a YouTuber.

MONDAY 8/30/21: Hurricane Ida hits New Orleans on the 16th anniversary of Katrina. A new trend sees people thinking they have Tourette's syndrome. ESPN gets duped by an online school. A mother fights a mountain lion.

FRIDAY 8/27/21: A man reacts to Kanye West's listening party. President Biden addresses the nation after the attacks in Afghanistan. People are upset at the disappearance of physical event tickets. A study aims to determine the value of human lives vs that of animals.

THURSDAY 8/26/21: A woman's dog appears to ask where she's getting ready to go. C-Lane wants to respond to an e-mail Shawn got promising him riches from overseas. Sabrina wants to name a monkey at the zoo. An arm wrestler joins the show to talk about the upcoming world tournament.

WEDNESDAY 8/25/21: The Pfizer vaccine gets a new name, but nobody can seem to figure out how to pronounce it. Notre Dame insists their mascot isn't offensive. The puss caterpillar makes a comeback. A man dies after improvising a condom.

TUESDAY 8/24/21: A dad ruins his football player son's big moment. Shawn responds to an e-mail about his COVID remarks. B.Dobbs joins the show to answer questions after the tallest man in the US dies.