The News Junkie learns a new form of sinus relief.

Shawn is stressed out as the General Admission tickets for the Just OK Holiday party finally go on public sale. Sabrina is livid at reports of scalping and ready to fight. A man is being evicted from his apartment for refusing to give up his emotional support animal. Shawn and C-Lane reflect on their home economics classes.

Sabrina got a major upgrade at the Jay-Z concert over the weekend. C-Lane had a different name for the aftermath of EDC. Shawn is concerned after a video shows a man demonstrating a drone that could explode and kill a person. People are shooting their Keurig machines for the stupidest of reasons.

Shawn isn't sure if it's Veteran's Day or not. The radio host who was in trouble for his comments about Roy Halladay gives a half-hearted apology. Louis CK admits to the allegations against him. A strip club gives back to the community by offering free turkeys to the needy. The show gets a weird interruption shortly before the Next Episode.

Sabrina got an unsolicited warning from a psychic. A radio host is in trouble over comments he made about baseballer Roy Halladay's fatal plane crash. The remake of Aladdin is taking some controversial turns. An incentive program for masturbating inmates backfires.

Excitement for the Just OK Holiday Party increased as Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane toured the venue. Shawn plan to encourage C-Lane to lash out and be mean backfires a bit. A model is under fire for a flirty tweet she sent about a Stranger Things cast member. Charlie Sheen is named in a well-known Hollywood sexual assault case.

At long last, the podcast is here. Listen to see what happened BEFORE we had an important meeting and I forgot to post it :)

-C-Lane

Sabrina and C-Lane recap attending the last public performance of the Bill and Ted show over the weekend. A group is going extreme for distracted driving awareness. Puff Daddy, Sabrina, and Shawn pick new nicknames. An author mistakenly uses an offensive, outdated term about Down's Syndrome.

I didn't realize this wasn't posted... Sorry bros. -C-Lane

A baby born on Halloween has the perfect surname. More actors begin to talk about sexual abuse in Hollywood as Netflix cancels House of Cards. An attack in New York is called the deadliest since 9/11. Shawn divides the audience when he vehemently opposes the idea of brushing your teeth in the shower.