Halloween is here, and once again Sabrina is the only person in the building dressed up. After a sudden reminder from Shawn, the show becomes briefly obsessed with finding out how may sexual predators are around. C-Lane tries to ruin the fun when the show announces the 4th annual Just OK Holiday Party. Shawn struggles to find a name for the VIP swag bag

Sabrina was met with mixed responses to her Hulk Hogan costume over the pre-Halloween weekend. Shawn bought all the elements for a costume but cancelled it. Kevin Spacey is accused of misbehavior by another actor, whom C-Lane recognizes. Only one person has made it through the second season of Stranger Things. NASA releases audio of space. C-Lane is less than thrilled.

Shawn recaps a bit of the previous night's haunted secret show. Donald Trump tweets the wrong Lee Greenwood on his birthday. C-Lane still hates that song. A robot has been given citizenship in Saudi Arabia. "Who is This Bandit and What Does He Do?" returns.

A former President's is accusations of misbehavior come with a creepy joke attached. Shawn takes issue with a new band being called "classic rock." A man with a three foot penis is getting help. C-Lane educates on genitalia slang.

Orlando gets a hint of cool weather for the first time since the summer. C-Lane still doesn't know what he's going to be for Halloween. Sabrina wants Hulk Hogan's hair. Video of a woman using the men's room at a Dolphins game raises some questions. Shawn vehemently opposes a new service offered by Amazon.

Dispatchers chime in with suggestions as Shawn tries to find a food to signify Orlando the way the cheesesteak does Philadelphia. Authorities are investigating further into a possible serial killer in Tampa. As it becomes more acceptable, more employees are claiming weed increases their productivity when they smoke it at work. Shawn debuts a new nature-themed segment.

Sabrina excelled in softball and playing C-Lane in fantasy football over the weekend. Shawn has a couldn't find the battery to his new car. C-Lane and Sabrina try to guess what sex moves are being taught to 7-year-old Belgians.

Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane broadcast live from Universal Studios for Halloween Horror Nights 2017.

Reporters swarm Gainesville in preparation for Richard Spencer's appearance but barely any supporters. Shawn is skeptical about Playboy's decision to have a transgender playmate. Sabrina may be on board with the conspiracy theory that Melania Trump is using a body double. Star Trek introduces naughty language into its dialogue.

The opening night of the NBA season came with a horrific injury to a Celtics player. A woman is butthurt about not being able to lead a plane full of people in the national anthem. A friend of the show has an awkward encounter during a late night food run. Dispatchers reveal their salaries.