Donald Trump gives a breathy speech after dropping bombs. A story about a girl raised by monkeys in India gives Shawn and C-Lane excuses to play songs from The Jungle Book. C-Lane and Sabrina sign Shawn up for a gold digging dating website.

Someone in Portland tried to re-create the recently pulled Pepsi ad. Shawn takes issue with a survey given to middle-schoolers. Alex Jones finally loses it and may have threatened a public official. Einstein the parrot celebrates a 30th birthday. A clown takes issue with the movie, It. Don Rickles passes.

Power and sanity are both restored at Shawn's home. A DUI suspect has an incriminating shirt on in his mugshot. A woman was arrested after filming her housemaid falling from a window. Shawn and Sabrina quarrel over stealing each other's stories.

C-Lane and Sabrina went to The Flaming Lips. Shawn insists on caution as two people have died as a result of separate eating contests. An update finally surfaces on the body missing from the funeral home owned by Dick Tips. Shawn messes up and forgets to pay his power bill.

Shawn announces the latest t-shirt is finally available to pre-order. C-Lane takes issue with Shawn's idea for giving out a promo code. Things get to a new level of heated with two particular dispatches. A lot of questions are left unanswered after a documentary is announced about a woman who was born with two vaginas.

Shawn feels like death after a night out. A spring training game was interrupted by some unlikely attackers. Sabrina exposes awful jokes suggested by show prep services. Santa Claus is arrested for selling cocaine. Dispatchers sound off on having sex in the car after a man loses his wife doing so.

Shawn educates about smelling in space. Sabrina tries to call out a co-worker for breaking microwave etiquette. A Mexican tourism board has a genius idea on how to get the word out. A teacher is suspended for a selfie that is barely provocative.

Shawn is surprised to see C-Lane dressed up for work. Controversy has sparked over a savage new way spring breakers have found to shotgun a beer. Car surfing could be making a comeback. Dispatchers take a page from Sabrina and use clips of Shawn against him.

Shawn gets a lesson on gynecology after a woman goes viral for livestreaming her check-up o Facebook. Shawn and C-Lane track down a 94-year-old woman who has worked for McDonalds for 44 years. Shawn tries to deny the return of the fanny pack.

Shawn thinks C-Lane is a bad Power Rangers fan for not seeing the movie over the weekend. A report suggest that cursing at work could help you get ahead. A movement to raise awareness about sexual harassment on public transportation seems poorly executed.