The crew recaps the previous night's photo shoot. Shawn thinks he still has powder paint in his lungs. A disturbing video posted to a Facebook causes some controversy. C-Lane thinks it's funny. Shawn has a revelation after a story about bullying. Little Johnny makes a triumphant return.

Advertisers are pulling from YouTube over offensive content. Shawn challenges Sabrina and C-Lane to find a super offensive video, but C-Lane doesn't want to participate. Some are taking issue with content in Dave Chappelle's latest stand-up. Shawn quizzes Sabrina on her manners.

Shawn takes issue with the way the MBI busted a massage parlor in Orlando for prostitution. A doctor makes a rap song aimed at the elderly to educate on STDs. A terror attack unfolds in London leaving many injured and a death count that's too soon to tell. An innocent 90s toy is under fire after a young girl is suspended from school for selling them.

Shawn talks about the new Power Rangers movie, which set set to have not only a gay character, but also one that is autistic. Sabrina sets out to test C-Lane on his geek-level knowledge of the series. A woman's husband is standing beside her in court after her affair with a 14-year-old boy.

Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane recap their St Paddy's Day weekends. Shawn bitches about movie theaters. A band beloved to the show is no longer. The Muppets have a new cast member. Sabrina pays a touching tribute to Chuck Berry.

Madness ensues as The News Junkie broadcasts live from Elixir in Downtown Orlando for St Patrick's Day. Also, balls.

Sabrina and C-Lane attended a fancy dinner. Opinions are mixed over word that state attorneys will not seek the death penalty for Markeith Loyd. Theories are cast about the well-being of Richard Simmons. Shawn has a major announcement about the show. A story about a train tragedy is reported with less seriousness than one would expect.

Shawn threatens to release C-Lane's tax information. A new "Fappening" has threatened a new list of celebrities with naked pictures. An uppity parent complains after a middle school's initials spell out IPMS. C-Lane and Sabrina join dispatchers in offering alternative school names that may be worse.

Sabrina and C-Lane recap how their Mondays continued to get weird after the previous show. Shawn discusses doing the math to estimate when you were conceived and ponders if there is a jump in the amount of pregnancies as a result of Valentines Day. Dispatchers chime in on weird and/or public places they've had sex.

Daylight Savings Time is throwing everybody's schedule off. Shawn learns about biker bars. Sean Spicer gets hassled at an Apple Store.