With Shawn absent, Sabrina and C-Lane take over the show. Lady Raptastic returns for a visit. C-Lane reminisces over pieces of Orlando that are no longer with us. Things get weird.

Shawn discovers the radio station's new billboard campaign. Radio retractions get a new feel on the show as Shawn decides that some things need to be taken back. The show discovers options for grocery shopping without leaving the house. Sabrina finally learns Shawn's new nickname. Shawn is nervous about C-Lane's repetition of a word.

Shawn drums up contingency plans for the upcoming NASA announcement, which he's sure is about aliens. A study finds that fat people may last longer in bed. People get butthurt when soulfood is served on a Black History Month menu.

NASA has a big announcement coming up but Shawn thinks it may be only interesting to nerds. A police officer who melted down at a tow truck driver finds out what her punishment is to be. A man narrating a news clip about a creepy police officer becomes distracting. A notorious family in Australia is being brought to justice.

Shawn got C-Lane to break his no-drink pact at brunch. Sabrina's wedding DJ gig went swimmingly. A pool player who doesn't speak very good English gives an awesome interview. C-Lane is tired of Shia Lebeouf. Amy Kaufeldt calls Shawn out on not saying I Love You.

Pinkman joins the show for a bro Friday, along with a mystery intern. A creepy Florida man decides that ramming into a woman's car with his truck would be a perfect way to get to know her. A woman is caught smuggling horse genitals.

While Sabrina is out for a wedding, Shawn and C-Lane make history as they present the world's greats Facebook Live feed. Nuff said.

Shawn and C-Lane look forward to a couple of bro days while Sabrina skips town to make her wedding DJ debut. A woman caught in a WorldStarHipHop video is obsessed with little people. Shawn finds an app designed to secure intimate videos taken among couples, but C-Lane and Sabrina have trouble testing it out.

It's Valentine's Day, and Shawn has already screwed up by not getting a card. C-Lane contemplates just staying home for the night. Sabrina coaxes Shawn to reveal a sensitive side he doesn't usually show. Shawn and C-Lane check their belly buttons, for some reason.

Shawn's restauranting hit new highs over the weekend. C-Lane is the last man standing for Sober February. Sabrina finally gets caller "Bob" to crack with a visit from the devil. A pilot scares off some passengers after showing up in plain clothes and ranting over the PA about Trump and her divorce. Some are mad about a picture taken with the holder of nuclear codes.