C-Lane has been extra sporty and saw Jameis Winston at a Magic game. FCC complaints about the Super Bowl have been released. Sabrina and Shawn want to learn the piano. C-Lane educates on the songs to learn to impress women. A staple of the Tampa area is going away. Shawn reveals whether his son finally added him on Instagram.

A man is caught writing creepy porn novels in full view on an airplane. A young girl found she got a harsh denial after a job interview.

Two members of the show may find themselves in legal trouble. Disney is opening an Avatar land in Animal Kingdom, Shawn says they picked the wrong day. Sabrina gets annoyed when Shawn ruins yet another story from The Next Episode. A couple open carry advocates bring guns into a police station. A bar owner faces a misdemeanor and a jury trial for his reaction to a underage drinking sting. The show tests their hearing.

Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane recap their time watching Super Bowl LI. Lady Gaga impressed with a high-tech halftime show. Shia LaBeouf's live stream gets weird without him. Tom Brady can't seem to find his game jersey; Shawn finds out what it's worth. Callers try to explain the new vape practice of "dripping" when it comes up in a story.

C-Lane and Sabrina are still not drinking for the month. Shawn doesn't understand how C-Lane hangs out at bars and drinks water. Shawn is still miffed over his window sticker. C-Lane takes issue with one of the items in the Grammy Award Ceremony gift bag.

Shawn is annoyed by a sticker warning he got on his car after his parking permit expired. An investigation is underway after a girl posts a video of her engaged in sexual favors at a courthouse. C-Lane does the important research to find out more about the young lady. Adult film actresses are offering mop mop if the Patriots win. A listener checks in while in labor.

Shawn starts the show calling out Jack Bradshaw for stealing the nice couch from the control room. C-Lane and Sabrina aren't drinking for a month. A news article claims that pork belly reserves are at a record low which may affect access to bacon. A man who is documenting his mother's fight with dementia reaches a turning point. Donald Trump sounds like he's pretending when discussing black leaders. Sabrina has breaking news.

C-Lane is back and more refreshed than Shawn was expecting. A video of Mischa Barton's freakout doesn't seem to be in line with her claim that she was slipped GHB. Sabrina and Shawn want to participate in Super Bowl prop bets.

C-Lane missed the show so he has no idea what to type here.... Penis.

It's Friday and the only thing on C-Lane's mind is that night's Billy Joel show. Heinz says they're giving their workers the day off after the Super Bowl, but feelings change when it only applies to higher-ups. An antiquated local liquor law may be on its way out. A guy takes video of a girl he says catfished him. Sabrina goes Oprah-pun crazy. C-Lane takes on haters during This Week in Florida.