Donald Trump's first televised interview as President gets very weird, very quickly. Shawn nearly ruins lunch when he has C-Lane post a video of a basketball player in New Zealand whose eye pops out on the court. C-Lane might have a racket going on eBay.

Local weather affects the signal at the beginning of the show. Shawn thinks he's bad luck for homeless people. Some say cassette tapes are coming back. C-Lane disagrees. Shawn and C-Lane reminisce over the early days of burning CDs. Sabrina is trying a new sign-off for The Next Episode. Shawn has a terrible idea for an app. Mary Tyler Moore dies.

Shawn and Sabrina have started watching the Slender Man documentary. Shawn thinks stories over Lady Gaga not getting paid for the Super Bowl Halftime Show are misguided. Tensions are high during a discussion sparked by comments Chelsea Handler made about the First Lady.