The Nick Vatterott Show

This week Nick Vatterott can't make it, he's out having fun. So Bart tries to have fun with Mike Guild, Jake Hart, and James Creelman. The gang talks fun, dreams, dentists, the similarities between movie theme songs, plus a special performance by The Minnesota Twins, a two man band that performs in prisons all over U.S. and Canadian Territory prison system!

The year is 2024 and after a string of events that took place in 2014, comedians are no longer getting paid. Saul Barley interviews people who have championed not paying comedians including the producer of the show LaughZ, the head of business affairs at the comedy theater The Uptight Citizen's Corporation, a comic turned booker at some shitty comedy club, a casting agent from Saturday Night Live Streaming, a showbizness social internet guru and a starving broke poor comedian who has been unable to pay their bills with "great exposure".​

Nick is out watching football this week, so Hank Williams the 8th invited his Rowdy Friends Ethan White and Dan Enfield to talk Week 1, offensive mascots, odd rules in the NFL, how Teddy Roosevelt almost ended college football, the odd sex habbits of banana slugs and other football related topics!​

Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's coming up with some convention to be the format for the podcast. So running the show this week is Bob Bernice: COMEDY POLICE. Bob is a real piece of poop, that loves to judge other people's comedy. So today he'll have on several comedians and tell them just what the the hell they're doing right, or god forbid, wrong in their act.

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Nick Vatterott ONCE AGAIN cant make it his week. It's almost like that's the whole point of the show! This week Barbara Koontz takes over the show. She's a mid-west soccer mom (her kids don't play soccer, she does) who knows absolutely nothing about the conflict in the Middle East. So to get to the bottom of it she talks to comedians Benjy Susswein and Aaron Friedman. Benjy, who spend a year and a half in Israel, and Aaron, who spent his entire life as a Jew, break down the history of why everyone just can't get along while Barbara, who has never talked to anyone that wasn't a white like minded Christian, tries to formulate her very first world view!

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Nick Vatterott couldn't make it this week. We're not even sure why, he didn't even give an excuse this time. Sitting in today is washed up NPR Spokes-Human; Baul Balamoniatarian. Today he and comedians Drew Michael and Will Miles discuss what is the overall end game to life, they get to the bottom of calculus, dimensions, the source field, and pointless emergency drills and delve into the age old secret of how to keep the brain from eating itself. Here's a hint: IT'S WHISTLING! ​

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Nick Vatterott can't make it this week, he's at a wedding. So Bruce Barebutt, the ' Jack of all Trades that involve working out', is going to get to the bottom of weddings, talk about being raised in a dog crate vs fleeing Russia because of Jewish oppression, and discuss George Washington's Chamberpot with Liza Treyger and Megan Gailey.

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Nick can't make this weeks episode of 'The Nick Vatterott Show' because he's at home waiting for Time Warner. So his old neighbor Burt Curt who normally doesn't do ANYTHING, takes time out of doing nothing to do the podcast. This week he has fun with comedian Nate Craig! Nate and Burt talk run ins with the cops, the pretentiousness of Vimeo, the love of classic video games, the frustration of Steve Martin being awesome at everything, and those last moments right before you get catapulted into a hot tar wall!

Nick is running late, so intern Gary starts the show without him. Today Gary interviews comedian Michael Lehrer about strip clubs, regional colloquialisms, and explores the rap prowess of the super clique, WORLD WIDE PHONICS CREW!!! ​

Nick Vatterott couldn't join the podcast today, there wasn't enough chairs. So Donald McDonald takes charge to discuss the fascinating world of animal husbandry. His guests include comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Julia Johns, also a council that denounces eggs as chicken abortions, as well as a couple of experts on pig mating.​