The No Nonsense Show Episode #790

After all of this time, French has realized his true potential on the show. He is fully ready to accept membership from all of the Smoothies. We often criticize Jamie Mack on how he derails the show from the very first word with random intro topics. French throws his hat in the ring and lives up to his mentors legacy. Also, French is terrible at playing videos through his phone into his mic. Apologies that we couldn't get the external sounds integrated very well.

Jamie Mack wants to ensure that we are not headed to a full-on Sarah Connor future. He is not so sure that Terminator is not a future history story.

What nicknames are you comfortable with your girl having? Delicious? Tasty Cakes? Bad Booty?

Smooth Reggy #TNNS790

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The No Nonsense Show Episode #789

French feels like WWIII is on the brink of explosion. How can you blame him? It looks as though the world is about to witness some sort of reckoning. One universally important issue is that most of us don't know what the hell to believe. It is no longer possible to use common sense or morality to decide if information you are receiving is accurate. There is an incredible amount of misinformation and disinformation. The people who we have been told to trust have been caught lying time and time again. And here we are with a new war on the horizon and you can't believe what anyone is saying. Both sides are calling the other terrorists. To be honest, they both kind of are. We certainly don't condone terrorism. But who gets to decide what terrorism is? And can you complain about terrorism and then do terroristic things and still expect global support? You rememebr when you could turn on the news and get a run down of the days events? Remember how you used to trust that...and the people they had on? I don't think there is one trustworthy non-agenda medium left. America and the year 2023 has become the place where trust comes to die.

Mack wants a prenup with a weighty proposal. His spouse can not weigh more than ____. He didn't actually do this. But he does support it. When you have been married, you do understand that people stop trying as hard once they know that you are going to stay. So get it together or lose me, he says!

Where Trust Comes to Die #TNNS789

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The No Nonsense Show Episode #788

French Reggy won the Slack Fantasy Football last year. This year his "team" is letting him down. I can't believe that so many people take this fantasy stuff so seriously.

Mack channels his inner Jaye Smooth and wants to talk about cliche's. He wants to know which cliche's ring true. Which ones are still relevant in today's climate? I suggest that you always judge a book by it's cover. And just for the record both French and MAck both think that women should quit their B*t***n and get their A** in the kitchen.

Kit joins us on the episode because French brought up all guys being good at sex again. Neither Mack or I can answer that, we brought her in to stick up for Reggy...BUT NOPE!

Mack is considering doing a pappa makeover. He is wondering how he will be judged? Man, who cares what these weirdos thin of you.

Did you know that scientists have already successfully created a "mini" big bang? If you ever doubted us being in a simulation, this should settle the question.

Always Judge a Book by its's Cover #TNNS788

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The No Nonsense Show Episode #787

Mack thinks that cheating is cheating. He doesn't believe in any grey in this situation. Bringing someone back to your home and bed is just as bad as taking them to the Motel 6?

Mack thinks black people don't complain correctly. Emotion-filled, would be a good way to describe black people when they complain. He has an example of a colleague that wrote a letter and brought examples in his refund request. What are we doing wrong?

Mini Big Bang? Opening portals? Check and check...not theory...Already happened.

Complaining like the Whites #TNNS787

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The No Nonsense Show Episode #786

When did people start referring to podcasters as the new F$&k boys? Reportedly, women are not dating men now solely because they do podcasts. And hosting a podcast also means that you are an a-hole. I need to see some data on this.

What if you found out that one of the heroes of the "black people come from kings" narrative, was actually white? Now I am not saying that this is indeed the case, but imagine all of the love you would have been giving to a slave owner/seller. Actually, Musa was certainly a slave owner (maybe the biggest of all time). But what if he was white and was also a slave owner...

Massa Musa #TNNS786

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The No Nonsense Show Episode #785

Before I start these show notes, I want you to know that no girlfriends were injured during this recording. However, Jamie Mack did create a girlfriend incident on this episode. He has had a terrible habit of speaking about French Reggy’s relationship/girl. Today we learned that the habit is now officially an addiction. Jamie Mack is an addict and will always be one.

Meanwhile, Jamie Mack wants to go to women’s prison; French is allergic to technology and peanuts; Pimps back in; and you should run fat people away from your gym.

Days Since Last Incident: 0 #TNNS785

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The No Nonsense Show Episode #784

Cutting the cord can be hard to do. This is concerning NFL and Corporate America. We get into both in this episode.

The relationship war is forcing everyone to have deep conversations about relationships and the hierarchy of living. French feels like the Muslims have gotten it right. My question is which Muslim? There are some that allow women to be great. The others allow their women to be quiet. Maybe some feel like a great women is a quiet woman. What say you?

Do you treat pretty people better? If you said no...You are a liar. We have been conditioned to treat more attractive people better; give them more opportunities to mess; and easier paths to redemption.

Pretty Privilege #TNNS784

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The No Nonsense Show Episode #783

Any bad dreams lately? Have you ever had that dream about your partner and woke up pissed off at them? I have maintained that mad for a whole day. Even if they didn't do it in this dimension, they are about to get left in the other one.

Homeless people are now moving in to subdivisions. No longer do underpasses and bank foyers satisfy their needs. Your front yard will do. What is your plan? How big is your heart when the charity is your front yard? And these homeless people have standards. "Are you going to get this yard cut this week? Its getting pretty high."

Homeless with Standards #TNNS783

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The No Nonsense Show Episode #782

We talk about Mack's ability to be sexually attracted to something that isn't normally attractive. If you are furrowing your brow, you aren't alone. The kids and their new ways. I remember when sexual attraction was one of the staples in a successful relationship. I guess Mack is preparing for the golden years when you need to find other things to be attracted to. Did someone say other things to be attracted to? Smooth admits he would smash a midget, a used to be, and an ex machina. Since Mack and Smooth are pretty much the same people...Mack would too. Smooth and Pac join us for this episode.

Jamie Ex Machina #TNNS782

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The No Nonsense Show Episode #781

Remember a few weeks back when we discussed our trip to Florida...And how Jamie Mack was driving like a douche? Well guess who has a problem with left lane drivers now? Yep, the speed demon. Middle finger to the people doing the speed limit in the passing lane!

Young athletes are dropping like flies these days. I know that to perform at the highest levels, you have to be in great condition. Truly the .001 percenters of athleticism. And these athletes of today are the strongest, fastest, most durable athletes of all time. I mean nowadays you don't even die from cardiac arrest. Welcome back son, you were visiting the other side for a few minutes while we worked things out on this side. Sure you are cleared to play pro sports...Arestish.

Cardiac Arrest-ish #TNNS781

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