Shaved edible underwear as a garnish.99 runt bananas. Eric makes things we can’t! Cool Baby returns.  I asked Michael to pick between burrito attack and thong mask. Binders full of women. Taylor Hicks is Paul Hollywood. We try to discuss World of Warcraft. How’s ya diaper? The end of games...forever?!

Chunky Nostalgia. Old coffee and some wombat pee. Topps never stops, look at this gourd. Dead fish slap bracelet. I got 14 hams and this Hyundai Sonata! Cluckin Bell. I’ve unlocked the Frogloks! Winnie Cooper still looks real good. Sean Connery’s huntin’ for pp.

Princess Di wasn’t in a Range Rover. Jeff Bezos’ face makes a weird noise. College football kids.  Aspberders. Jason Alexander has the same name as Jason Alexander. ‘Member that guy in Slipknot that jerked off his nose? Monster Torque, the hot new energy drink!  Shit Boy? Coin and Cleavage.

We made an A.I.  Grow a pair and drink this. Sweet precious. Men are idiots and men are idiots. Shit me baby one more time. “Gonna have you goatse by the end of this song”. I love you more than bunnies! A.M.A.N.D.A. needs a cookie! Draw me like one of your anonymous marines. Pezzo from Nedews.

I am Brandon and full of snot.  Your my boy blue, I mean Cracky. Madonna filled the wrong crack. Karaoke neighbors. Blackmouth vs. Midget Toss. I’m Batman and I take these supplements. Raikoh likes his didgeridoo. Games so bad Mike punches his desk. GASP! A little pee pee. So much balsam. #catfishETmustacheface

Mike’s mom knows parties.  Swiss Piss with water. Bad Mark Wahlberg makes a return. Big Oaf. Dead hair cylinder creature. Volleyball made my P.P. feel weird. Don’t give Rodman the eggnog. Sorry about all the moaning. Worst physics for pee. Yes, mustache!

Squid, armadillo brains, and mozzarella. A pastry bag of mayonnaise. What’s your name? Femur. Pop pop and Gaggy. Gaggle of Amanda’s and the three longest pubes. Santa don’t dock me! Nut Brown Hairs. The Tampa Red Tide. At least Mike played video games. Oops went Swedish. Documentarians are not good at fighting. This music’s lame. It’s Zelda...if you took acid first. Subdued Walker. Nokia N-Eh...Gage.

Milk of the Month. Can Disney make a CGI stupid hyena? Just making earthquake noises mom! Vegeta vs. Goku with sunglasses. I love beatin’ up ladies. Not American -- that means you’re British. I wish I got more Russians. Girl pop group -- with handguns.

National federation for the word truck. Cauldron of the week! The Rot Bandit strikes again. Spicy Hermit Crab Cookie Day. The lack of D means its a baseball maneuver.. What size is your scoop. Breaking Benjamin Bratt. John Mayer's dating history. That creep clown is coming for your soul! Amus-a-ment park.

A is for assplay. MMbye gotta go watch Norbit. Don’t tell mom, the babysitter looks like the old lady from the Goonies. That Death Eater punched a kid on a swing set. Khia vs. Nicki Minaj -- whose  butt wins? No, George Takei was not in this. Black magic on Brandon’s Mic. Uncle Ben?! Nooo, my rice! Juiced Belmont! Vere ist meine combf? They peeled my dick like a banana!