This Episode we talk the move DOOM (2005 - 19% on Rotten Tomatoes)

There’s a weevil! It’s mustard gas, huff it. The essential oil to ward off demons. Judge What-now? Drown your neighbor in zucchini. Fast and Furious 11: Fast Going. Pinky left the BTS boys. That demon had some chipotle. Warm ghost pee, it’s fresh. Angelina Jolie is 44. 

We talk about Assassin's Creed the movie (2016, 18% on Rotten Tomatoes)

Ah, I have many teeth! Johnny Depp has gained many accents. I touched a turtle and did a bunch of nothing. IowaPA. Would you like to smoke deliciously? We almost had a my girl situation. Won’t ya spill yer beans? I will bring forth the demon. That’s Britney bitch! You get a face tattoo...everybody gets a face tattoo! Jon Snow returns from the wall. 

Today we discuss Max Payne (2008 - 16% on Rotten Tomatoes)

Pinch’n’roll your sack. No we only have Pepsi and that’s an order! Nuts or no nuts? People went lookin’ for the buttholes. Go Go Luda Movebitchouttheway, I can’t do dog puns anymore! Follow us on social media...gronk. 

This episode we talk Hitman from 2007 (15% on Rotten Tomatoes)

A goat has a drink. Hopper drains his torso valve of black stuff. Gal Gadot is blind and swims in my grandma’s basement. I got prune hands on my mouth. Thor: Slagmacock. Toots with the fur. I don't see color, I only see hair. Head, shoulders, knees, and bullets. 

Today we discuss Street Fighter the movie (1994, 11% on Rotten Tomatoes)

65 amazing episodes and 3 middling ones. What fake podcast will we come up today? CAPS = LILLARD. Guilefest 2019. I dunno if I should...its stupid. A lizard broke my forearm. Greasy muffins and pets. A Pint of strawberry milk. Julia Gulia? It’s a fine funny bush. The street fighter cinematic universe. Tiny Jackman. The Shatner/ Walken school of acting. Cromagnon Rapaport. ♪Blanka is a Beast♪

This episode we talk Wing Commander (1999 - 10% Rotten Tomatoes)

Typing class and piano lessons. The sounds of McPlayplace. Cassettes-cast. I threw my credit card in the oven.  Cookie loathing at 11PM. Heart, fart, fruit, toot. It’s got a red center, like the really goatsy! I love this baby! Bobby Blomquist? Operation tubular! 

We talk about Hitman: Agent 47 (2015 - 8% rotten tomatoes)

Get off my petals. Mosquito blitzkrieg. I crushed these petunias and let them in dog water. Hairy AssTurd. Good Lord Bomb pops got gross. Leonardo’s eyes are melting. Marduk, Zagmuk! Pieces of you, Pieces of me, whatever. I can gurgle out my neckhole. 

In this episode of the Nostalgia Boys, we discuss the recent news and events of the E3 show. As well as our normal hijinks! 

Plinks and dinks and ups and downs. OoOoO GrEaSy. Pauly Shore’s pubes are like the sun. Mike is scared of horses, Brandon is scared of sewing machines.  Hagrid’s shitter nutter?!? I mean your boobs are huge. 2 P.P. references. We talk about all 800 anime games from E3. Rainbow barf emoji in the new Blair Witch.

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012, 8% Rotten Tomatoes)

Ice to drink you! 100% mint 100% bourbon. Mentadent squeezer. What’s a frenulum? The tip of my P.P. Das Torso. The...Skinkcast? Podrick shows up -> orgy begins. Home Alone: Last Blood. Terminator: Robert Baratheon. My ass is a theater! Find the allspark, Jesse Ventura! Amalgamation.

Silent Hill (2006) - 31% Rotten Tomatoes 

Yosemite Sam intro! M. C. Hustle.10 unnecessary minutes of candy talk. The Mayor of Moron County. He has the blue eyes and the face. Use your eyeballs to stare. Soft boiled ostrich eggs. The carabiner trumps the locket. Get in the toilet. Worlds worst titty twister. Herman Hellboy.