Longest preshow EVER. Dads a bad editor. Holdin’ out for a hero. A ham...mer and a gun. Invest in blue apron. Hot fudge or Hot Sauce, you decide. Paper plates make great wipes. Flintstones Vitamins still exist. Brandon's sippin’ on sizzurp. 

Back to you Johnny. Pam! Man-dog, what were your parents doing? I curse your fingernail. Johnny Appleseed Overture. Oops all berries.  Holidays, murder, and disease. 

It's farewell to video game movies! 

Jokes to haunt your dreams. Prolapsed Orange. Psyduck Taters. The phantom of her teeth. Anne Frank is Jake Gyllenhaal in a wig. Flappylips. Paul Hollywood gives Bojack horseman a hand job. Spot on Bob Dillon impression. Yo what are you? 

We huff the gas and talk about Rampage (2018 - 52% on Rotten Tomatoes)

Daddy like beer. Work diaper.  The nipple hair cast. And TWINS?! Many holidays! Florida Woman smells like impacted tooth. Brandon’s bloody nose. Facebookifyoufeellikeit.com 

Our voices crack as we talk about Tomb Raider from 2018, 52% Rotten Tomatoes

Turn the knobs billy. Groan...I had a cherry. National I hate my truck day. Cotton candy donut glaze meth. Lady excited over semi. Half blooded. Toweled butts. Island of applebottom jeans. Endurance? Not so much. Mom’s paneer. Special: MORTAL KOMBAT ACCENTS. 

TOO BAD YOU.....HAVE TO LISTEN

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - 1997 - 2% on Rotten Tomatoes

Rhubarb pie shaped like jesus. A decade...15 minutes. What are your thoughts on butthole pie. Tastes so sweet makes, my blood sugar rise! Flush your butt. Home Improvement: look at your kids buttcracks. How would you describe yourself? Skinless lizard, muscle, bone, tusks. What’s with your MAGA hat?

2 hosts become 1 and transform into Goro. We talk for way too long about Mortal Kombat from 1995, hilarity ensues. 

Brandon’s zen mindset. BLED FLUR. Hashtag fig newtons. I SAW A DOG. Bumblebee tuna. V Chest hair. Star power, the guy who plays highlander and Pete Sampras’ wife. Flick the bean on my controller. Vin Diesel is tall? Your soul is my teeth. Goro sounds way better as Yoda. The worst giggle fit ever? 

We sit down to get angry over Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. 37% on Rotten Tomatoes

Bug or booger? Cereal. “I’m here to suck toes.” Oh no Apricot Flesh! The cumberbatch boys. Fakely.  Dracula has a real weird accent. This movie smells like beef. Cuts on her boobs’n’stuff. Umbrella Basics. Elbow skin all over. Shadow puppet spaghetti sauce. Throat critters part deux. 

We talk about Ostriches, genital torsion, oh, and Prince of Persia (portrayed by whites)

100 episodes! Fuck! I got the cricket. Ice with the fur. Genital torsion talk. They’re just dead 8’s. Scumbag? Uteruses make you pretty. The Isle of Guatemala. A nutcracker. 

We make up a plot to DOA: Dead or Alive! (2006 - 33% on Rotten Tomatoes)

JFK is not in this movie. Do you ever name stuff? What’s the non remix to ignition? Tracy Morgan has a lot of gold. HedgeDog. Octopus beaks. Nature vs. nurture, staring Jamie Pressly and Margo Robbie. Playing allll the hits of Enya. Fitebit™. Rated PG-13 for suggestive boner and slight booby. This movie in slow mo...not good. They’re gonna steal her shorts. Oh Muh God.