Chris gets a hat box and Andi is into the sleaze bags at music festivals, and they both lament on the rules of their childhood road trips.

Chris and Andi talk about Pimp My Ride and horrible LA audiences.

Andi talks about energy drinks she had in high school and Chris goes on about his favorite Mary Kay face wash.

Chris and Andi give advice on what records should start a collection. Spoiler Alert: It’s a lot of Nelly Furtado. 

Andi underestimates the power of the sun, Chris learns how canned foods work, and there are just too many farts. 

Chris goes off on Ansel Adams and Andi did a um… stuff? And it was uhhhhhhnn… stuff… words are hard.

Andi and Chris are joined by their Dad, Scott. They talk ad nauseam about Terrence Trent Darby and other people who haven’t been in the zeitgeist for decades. 

Andi gets confused about Trader Joe’s, Chris is all boned up over John Larroquette, and they reminisce about Holidomes. 

Chris and Andi go on so many rants about malls. Most of them are good. The rants… not the malls. Well, maybe the malls. Why are you still reading this just listen and find out. 

Chris and Andi learn German and they ruin the ending for No Time to Die, even though neither of them have seen it.