Chris has to differentiate between ‘commercial’ and ‘private’ flights and Andi fell down. Then they talk about what kind of horses to eat.

Chris has notes on Andi’s bath time routine and Andi explains the difference between pasties and tassels. This is a blissful episode after the Bills game and before the Bengals game… they were happier then. 

Chris has it out for cucumber water and Andi would rather eat ass than drink a PBR.

Chris has a bougie week at home and Andi totally nails the Home Depot theme song. 

Chris and Andi talk about the Saints Row and Assassins Creed games ad nauseam. Also they are absolutely curb stomped about the loss of Betty White. 

Chris and Andi talk about how children can’t appreciate the arts and how nuts marathon runners are. 

Andi has a big problem with the Friends theme song on HBO Max and Chris has a wild weekend in Arizona.

Chris has his first Philly cheesesteak and Andi helps him redecorate the living room. Is there more exciting stuff they talk about? Yes, but you have to listen to find out. This is called a “teaser”. 

Chris is outraged at how inflation has affected the Cheesecake Factory, and the pod gets the best email it’s ever received. Brought to you by backattacksnacks.com

Chris and Andi get drunk and it’s a real ramble fest. Listen as the Porters make the most of a Friday night!