Chris wants an Alf origins story and the Porters discuss if Fleshlights are recyclable. We’re having fun, kids.

Chris went to Tampa and gets a taste of his own foot while Andi went to a scorching hot play in North Hollywood. It’s not all glitz and glamour, folks. 

Andi tries out Chris’ bidet on the air and Chris got a f**king sound pad.

Andi tries to get Chris into The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Chris is making some big life upgrades. Fill your ear holes with some sweet, sweet banter.

This is now a Below Deck discussion podcast. Yes we know that the title has nothing to do with Below Deck. Deal with it, turds. 

Chris and Andi are in Kansas City and Chris talks about The Black Crowes ad nauseam. They also discuss how many soft serve cones one can eat in a day (it’s around 18).

Chris has many airport annoyances and Andi convinced her friend that the emergency number in California is 912. Also there’s a new contest where you get to re-name a guy who has no balls. 

The Porters discuss Andi’s 23 and Me results and what happened when Chris asked their Grandma about stretch marks. 

Chris spent his weekend in a seedy hotel and Andi does a spot on, exactly perfect impression of Chris. Swear to gah you’ll think it’s him.

Brad Williams stops by to talk with Chris and Andi about renaissance festivals, John Mayer and how to pronounce Worcestershire.