On the next action packed episode of TOSPWSAJ.... 

The New Jack Reacher Audiobook, Chippendales, Chowder Barges, Energy Drinks, Brady Bunch Furniture, Clothes Hangers, and SOOOOOOOUP!  PLUS: Kip & Doug solve Global Warming.

Programming Note: Best Listened to Tuesday Nights at 8pm Central Time. 

Curious about the star rating of the prison you've been sent to? This Episode's for you! Today we're talkin' Ted Cruz, Lyft, Ridiculousness, and the 1-Star Prison. PLUS... We'll introduce you to the Top 10 Sexiest New Toothbrushes on the market. 

Special Guest: Medical Distribution Professional Sully "Sully" Sullivan

Listener Tip: Listen to this episode. 

With Scott & Jeff out of the picture for good, Kip and Doug are now free to review reviews on Shakespeare, Hot Yoga, Toilet Brushes, and Twin Peaks (The Restaurant). PLUS, a sampling of the newest hit show from the TOSPWSAJ Podcasting network. 

Special Guest: From Sears Paint, Ol' Painty Cans Ben

Hot Tip: For ultimate Podcast listening experience, please listen on Beats Headphones by Dr. Dre.

Episode Warning: This episode of TOSPWSAJ has been proven by doctors to cause violent and explosive Eargasms.

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Welcome to the most widely listened-to podcast in the galactic realm. If you're an alien, you're in for a real treat. Everything you want to know about Earth is included in this episode: Comic Book Stores, Liquid Handsoap, Slash from Guns n' Roses, Wikipedia, The International Space Station, and Godzilla! 

Special Guest: Cate Blanchett! (had to cancel, after mistakenly double-booking TOSPWSAJ and PTI: Pardon The Interruption)

It's Rivalry week on TOSPWSAJ, with BIG TIME matchups between age-old rivals... Bounty vs Brawny, Ultimate Frisbee vs Frolf, Hair Removal Gel vs B-Holes, and Spray Butter vs I Can't Believe It's Not Spray Butter!

PLUS, a Podscar-worthy performance from the incomparable @DGubs. AND... Kip and Doug reveal an air tight alibi for their whereabouts during the disappearance of Scott & Jeff.

Special Guest: THE Dennis of Venice, Actor and Comedian Dennis Gubbins

STOP what you're doing (unless you're already listening to this episode) and listen to this episode! It's got everything. Liquor Stores, Jock Straps, High School Basketball Officials, Preparation H, and a movie with JUST CHONG! If you like podcasts, you are going to love this podcast.

Special Guest Star: @413Productions (AKA Andy McCheese)

Important Visual Aid - Stare at this during the entire podcast. https://twitter.com/tospwsaj/status/1344463877853962240?s=20

In an EXPLOSIVE new episode, Kip and Doug visit Planet Fitness, Ancestry.com, and the Scientology Industry of Death Museum. PLUS Amateur Archeologist Doc Merc Boyan stops by to decipher the world's first recorded one Star Review. If you're driving, better put on your seatbelt. Even if you're sitting in an office chair, or in bed, experts recommend a seatbelt when listening to this episode. Try not to Explode! 

Programming Note: If you don't forward this podcast to at least 10 friends, you may get into a terrible accident. 

A new era ushers in a groundbreaking new season of TOSPWSAJ.

3,000 episodes and goin' strong! This TOSP's got it all... T-Bell, Cruise Ships, an update on Mike Tirico & Jewel's Divorce, PLUS the latest in the ongoing True Crime Saga involving the whereabouts of Scott & Jeff. OK. Stop readin' and start listenin'! 

Special Guest Star: Dave King @DaveKingThing

Important Note: There is a super-secret track at the end of this episode that could destroy everything. Please do not listen.  

It's an extra-special Holiday ExtravaDanza, so put on your mittens and try to pull up this podcast with mittens on, as we review reviews for Charlie Brown, Elf on a Shelf, Big Dogs Shirts and Kitchen Sponges...Holiday Kitchen Sponges! Special Guest: Sir Donald Sutherland.... Did not show up!

Big News: We were just voted one of the TOSP 10 Podcast on jTunes! 

TOSPWSAJNTA Claus is comin' to Town! That's right folks, it's part 1 of the 17-part Tospwsaj Christmas Spectacular, featuring all of your Holiday favorites, from Bar Soap to Stiffy Pills and everything in between.  

Exciting News: Congratulations to TOSPWSAJ, on signing a new 1 Billion Year podcasting contract with the Sea Org! We did it!