This week the TOGA Boys are embracing the tireless march of time and throwing a party for our grumpiest friend: Friedrich Nietzsche. He doesn't look a day over 150! He looks many days over 150. Can we cheer up the mustachioed mope or will the abyss stare back at our failure?

Other topics: Arizona Iced Tea, The existential dread of ska, The Musical Genius of Sean & Dave

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Includes samples from the following albums used in CC Fair Use as Criticism:

Somewhere In The Between as performed by The Streetlight Manifesto, November 13, 2007, Victory Records.

I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside: An Album By Earl Sweatshirt as performed by Earl Sweatshirt et al. March 23, 2015, Columbia Records.

People Who Can Eat People Are The Luckiest People In The World, as performed by AJJ, September 11, 2007, Asian Man Records

Antichrist Superstar as performed by Marilyn Manson, August 8, 1998, Nothing and Interscope Records

This week the TOGA Boys are unearthing an old relic of the past - the very first time the Boys ever sat down to do a pod. It is terrible. From their dorm room in 2011, you get a chance encounter with the Boys in their halcyon college days when things were simpler and way dumber. And Matt was really quiet. Richie's there. Hey, maybe, uh, maybe don't listen to this episode as your first. Punching Nazis is good. The one about Crossfit is really popular. We'll do a normal episode next week.

Other topics: Occupy Wall Street, inventing Vaporwave, we were intolerable back in the day

The TOGA Boys dive head first into seasonal depression. The sun is about to abandon us, gray clouds are rolling in, and we don't even want to get out of bed. Luckily, the Boys have these albums to get us through the muck and the mire. Or whatever, I dunno

Other topics: Swiftmotron, Ringo Starr is a chump, we love you and we're sorry Finland

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"Sprained Ankle" and "Go Home" performed by Julien Baker on the album Sprained Ankle, 6131 Records 2015

Welcome, adventurers! To the end of your grand campaign! This week the TOGA Boys are climbing the highest peak in the land, braving treacherous wildernesses, and slaying the demon king or wizard or whatever. It's a tale of high adventure, crazy albums, and a lot of big words. Roll for initiative!

Other topics: Racist baseball players, being mean to Andrew, Trent Reznor is a sexy man, a treatise on American Idiot

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"Bad Wings", "Fortune Days", "Starve The Ego, Feed the Soul" performed by The Glitch Mob on "Drink the Sea," 2010, Glass Air Records (used with Fair Use as criticism)

"Mladic" performed by Godspeed You! Black Emperor on "'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!", 2012, Constellation Records (used with Fair Use as criticism)

"Stay Useless" performed by Cloud Nothings on "Attack on Memory", 2012, Carpark Records (used with permission)

This week the TOGA Boys are talking about the great American pastime: punching Nazis in their stupid faces. Punches are thrown, bands are called out, and there's a terrible cohost for about 5 minutes. To lighten the more somber tone, there are also cooking tips.

Other topics: Go punch a Nazi today

Special thanks to Kim Kelly for her twitter list which inspired this episode - https://twitter.com/GrimKim/status/897920531521056769

Please consider donating to food banks of cities affected by this year's hurricane season:

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We come in peace! Or not. The TOGA Boys this week are interplanetary ambassadors for our new alien visitors. What's the best case scenario here? They destroy us all? Is that so bad? Not really up to us. We did not give any thought to this, we just brought some tunes. So take us to your leader, we have some tunes that will either doom us all or doom us all in a good way.

Other topics: Johnny Two-Shoes, Dew 'n Dewars, Vampire Alien Tweakers

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One night The TOGA Boys dreamed a dream. As most of them were walking along the beach with friend of the show Ashley Across the dark sky flashed scenes of them in bathtubs. For each scene, they noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, One belonging to each of them and one to the lord, and also everyone was in the tub and it was really uncomfortable.

The lord said he wasn't really about any of this so he bounced.

So now it's the Most of the Boys and Ashley, and everyone's tub activities are just on the sky, and it sucks.

Other topics: #TeamWholeKiwi, you know what we're talkin' about (we don't), bath bombs, The Three Jesi

Hey. We've been thinking. You know, we've known each other for, gosh, 14 episodes now? And in that time, we've realized just how much you mean to us. So this week, the TOGA boys have a very important question to ask. And that is: what is the best album to hype yourself to propose to your partner?

Other topics: Gamerz, shark storms, proposal rituals, vulnerable emotional sincerity from a show that is typically goof-em-up wacky

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This is not a drill. The boys are back in town. This week the TOGA boys struggle to make the most of a nightmarish existence as The Boys return for more wanton destruction. Well, one of them is, the rest of the boys are getting sad or angry or both. The jukebox is the corner is blastin' that emergency alert, head to cover. Because the boys are back. In town.

Other topics: The patriarchy, perfect nips, British Columbia

Man, it's a hot one! After months or weeks or whatever, the #SantanaCampagneChampagne has come to its legendary conclusion. This week the TOGA Boys are celebrating all things Santana and all things champagne with the 2008 Santana Supernatural Brut. Joined by friend of the show Devan, the Boys plus one embark on a journey of Smooth sailing and Supernatural sounds. Even though it's an extended session, you'll be Wishing It Was longer. Maria Maria.

Other topics: Cap'n Crunch's Sangria Cruise, quesadillas, uncle snakes whispering sins, gruuuunge

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