The Open Mike Podcast

After a brief hiatus where Mikey under went some pretty serious dental work, we are back!  Special return episode this week where we have no guest and we cover the hard hitting topics as you can tell from the title of this one.  On this episode, Jason and Mikey cover some very gross would you rathers, an Utah woman gets charged and has to register as a sex offender after being topless around her step kids, and a woman gets sentenced to 20 years in prison after she is caught with child pornography and evidence of her abusing her own children and the family dog.  Hopefully this monster never gets out of prison.  We really hope you enjoy the show and if you can think of any new slurs for white people, we would love to hear them and you can dm them to us on social media.  Tell your friends to follow, like, subscribe, and leave us many comments.

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This week on the podcast we feature a member of the Vatos Chistosos comedy group, Fernando "Panda" Chacon.  In this episode Mikey teaches Panda how to cure thigh chaffing (life hack episode here), we come up with a great new merch idea for Mikey (coming soon), and a Florida woman gets some jail time for purposely coughing on a cancer patient.  As long as Florida is around, we will always have crimes to make fun of.  Be sure to check us out on social media and follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a review and comment wherever applicable. Links in the comments 

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After a brief hiatus, the boyz are back!  This week is another special episode with just the creators of the show, Jason & Mikey B.   In this episode, Mikey gives a sneak peek at 1 of the songs he's been working on and tries out several of his new jokes on Jason.  Also, we cut out the spin wheel for this episode to make room to cover a few different crime stories where a man ruins x-mas for his family in a Weekend At Bernie's type situation, and a woman swims through a swampy magic door in a canal in Florida and gets trapped in a drainage tunnel - naked, of course.  We are happy to be back and we really hope you enjoy and tell a friend about us.


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This week's featured guest is none other than the nationally known headlining comedian Jon Stringer!  We had a great time in the studio with Jon where we discuss a very wide range OG topics that include but are not limited to, pube removal, or as Jon would say, "Bagging The Leaves", porn viewing preferences, Mike being human filth, and a man in line in the drive-thru at chick-fil-a opens his truck door to stop and help apprehend a suspect that he sees running from a cop.  As always, this week is a lot of fun and we know you will enjoy it.

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This week's guest is the very funny comedian, Michael Reed.  We had a lot of fun on this one where we discuss bros before hoes and we determine that it's actually hoes before bros, hunting vs. farming, Jeremy Renner's rock song, (it's a real thing, google it pal) and on crime stories, a man robs a Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles late night one night.  Listen in to find out what all he took before flying the coup!  All of this and much more fun packed into this episode for you to enjoy.

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This week's featured comedian is Shahyan Jahani.  This week we discuss everything from religious stories, muscle milk, a man that plans to eat his date, and a whole lot more!  We had a great time getting to know Shahyan and we know you will too.  

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This week we feature a very funny comedian and member of the Vatos Chistosos, Diego Morales.  In this episode we discuss Mikey getting censored on a live show, Diego's hair loss and effects of Jack in the Box, and on crime stories, a teacher gets caught masturbating in her classroom when someone sees the video she posts of it online!  What ultimately happens to her, and what jokes got Mikey B. censored?  Check out this episode and answer all the questions your heart is desiring.

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On the 50th episode, we are joined in the studio with Dallas comedian, Gretchyo where we discuss running shows, songs that annoy us, and the proprietor of an Egyptian bakery ends up in jail for their erotic/illegal cupcakes.  We really enjoyed getting back in the studio after surviving the very bad inclement weather we just lived thru (in Texas) and we think it is obvious in this very entertaining episode.

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After a short hiatus, while the new studio was being set up, we are back with a great start to recording in the new digs.  This week we present a solo episode, or maybe you call it a duo episode, as we have no guest and it is just Jason and Mikey.  This week we give you the cure to wash any song out of your head that gets stuck in there, we also discuss the use of the word Oriental, and speaking of which, on crime stories, a man in Tokyo delivers a smear or two of his own poop to an innocent bystander's face.  This is a great episode and we definitely will start doing more of these kind of episodes.

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This week's episode features comedian Peng Dang where we discuss what kind of BJ
we would give if the opportunity presented itself. We also discuss choking chickens, and we invented a new term - Gweefing/guy queefing (when your fart gets trapped between your thigh and your balls.) Then on crime stories, a man in Georgia gets caught stealing almost a million dollars from his job at a Kroger grocery store.  How? Listen to find out... also, if you are enjoying this podcast and you want to pitch in and help us out, there is a free way to do that.  All you have to do is leave us a five-star review and a comment if where you listen to us allows and if it doesn't, you can follow, like, subscribe, and connect with us on social media.

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