The Open Mike Podcast

This week we feature Dallas comedian Zach Arredondo where we talk about his cute little nips, regret or revenge, and Jason covers a story where a Louisiana man gets off by tricking unsuspecting nurses (plural) into changing his diapers. Now that's a crappy date! Sorry, couldn't help it. Join in on all the fun and keep up with the grotesque madness we call a podcast by checking out our social media and doing the whole follow, like, and subscribe thing we've been begging you to do.  XOXO.

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This week's episode features the very funny Dallas comedian Andy Franklin where we discuss hairy women and why we love them, places we've accidentally ejaculated, and
on crime stories, a middle school student at a Florida school brings 3 guns to school to
"show the principal" innocently.  All of that and a lot more filibustered into this episode.

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This week we feature the very funny comedian Arun Rama. We discuss the differences
between bitch moves & boss moves, horror movies, and real-life horrors, where Arun
tries to fool killer robots by becoming a sexy lady, somewhat like we live in a cartoon or something. Then on crime stories, a man in the UK tries to "procure" an underaged girl and it turns out that he is so stupid (68 IQ - “mildly impaired or delayed”) that they consider
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This week features comedian Eddy Trevino. On this episode, we discuss the benefits of Old
Ladies & PS5s, Mike takes on the toilet paper company big business, and we create
the idea of “WeenTones”. Then on Crime stories, we spill some Tea on Rapper Lil Wayne’s
recent legal issues and a woman in London gets her karma paid back to her after years
of making false claims of rape and sexual assault on multiple men who were imprisoned
because of her.

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On the 43rd episode we feature hilarious Dallas comedian and Comic Roast Champ,
Joey Johnson! This week we discuss Joey's relationship with his mother, mask
shaming, and on crime stories, 2 female teachers get busted hooking up with a student
whose text messages reveal "had sex with them for hours through the night and into the
early morning."  This week as always was a lot of fun and we think it really shows!  Don't forget to give us that 5-star rating, leave us a comment, follow, like, and subscribe to this filthy delight we call a show.

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This week's episode was just a damn good time to record with Dallas comedian, Dan
Danzy! There is a lot of laughs in store for you when you fire up this bad boy. This
week we talk about what Jason would call is a "hot button issue" about gender fluidity,
also we discuss chainsaw dildos, and on crime stories, a homeless man is arrested for
having sex with a dead lady. Sometimes it's a little gross but if you are on the 42nd episode you are used to our kind of filth by now.

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Dallas comedian, Phil Garcia is the guest on this week's episode where we discuss
whom/what Mario from the video games and cartoon really might’ve been, also we find
out that there is not much that we wouldn't do for one million dollars, and on crime
stories a woman overdosed on cocaine in probably one of the worst ways you would
want to take cocaine – or at least one of the worst to have to explain to her family and
loved ones about what happened. We had a very good time hanging out with Phil and we know you will too.  After you've had that good time, be sure to let us know by giving us a review and leaving a comment and as always, don't forget to follow, like, subscribe, and check us out on social media.

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The 40th episode is hilariously packed with laughs and features one of Dallas' most
creative comedians, TV Corrales! This week we find out that TV used to have a
ventriloquist puppet that looked exactly like himself, TV also tells us some very
interesting stories from his single-guy days, and on crime stories, a woman fakes a
kidnapping and weird injuries to herself in an attempt to frame her boyfriend. When we
say weird, we mean WEIRD AF!

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This week we feature comedian Head Richards where we discuss the values that were
instilled in us as young men and as it turns out, we were raised on blunts! Also, WE discuss wrestling tactics, and on crime stories, a home-based sex change operation is busted in Oklahoma, and take a wild guess what this work from home doctor was doing with all those wieners he was chopping off?  Or, you can just check out this episode and find out.  As always, don't forget to follow, like, and subscribe.

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This week The Open Mike Podcast has the very funny and extremely hard-working
comedian Tony Casillas in the studio. We had a hilarious “go at it” with this silly goose!
On the episode we try Twinkie infused beer, we talk about bad gigs, lighten the mood
with discussions about super sexy foods, and on crime stories a group of men decides to
burglarize a gun store - because we all know the one place that would never ever be
prepared to be robbed would be the store that sells guns! All that and a lot more.

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