Wherein I demonstrate that the secret to being popular is promising to save people from consequences, even though that is an impossible feat against the laws of Nature/God/Reality.

I unironically cram in popular topical content to make my point and veer into a tangent or two, as to be expected.

Nobody is ever let off the hook.

I don’t prepare or edit, as if I need to say that.

These recordings are mostly made as a delusional attempt to leave a tiny sign that I lived, breathed and had time to think about things.

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Wherein I explain how the story of Meathead’s murder, once again, ties in back to my childhood in Utah, acting, public battles with the famous Provo Canyon rehab joint, being kicked out of Late Night rehearsals, by Conan O’Brien (The Alleged Angry Drunk) himself, & why it all feels so epically biblical down to almost every detail, maybe only specifically to me, but maybe to you too.

“What is your first name, what is your last name & are you famous?”

God/Reality/Nature is pounding us over the head with consequences.

Are we listening?

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Wherein I beat a dead horse known as Candace Owens & her braindead followers for doing everything in their power to ignore the clear evidence and rock solid case against Tyler Robinson in order to satisfy their insatiable immoral fantasies that they are somehow heroic investigators who only want the truth.

That’s bullshit.

They want to be relieved of the responsibility to make meaningful change.

They will destroy the conservative movement and hand victory to the people who cheered Charlie’s murder.

Tim Pool was being nice.

I think less of her/them than he does.

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Wherein I implore White People to become more like Non White People by becoming more Tribal and self interested. More importantly to STOP putting the interests of hostile enemy tribes before their own.

Regarding the false choice between Islam & Israel, you can choose neither.

Choose your own tribe!

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Wherein I continue to issue an ongoing apology for having lazily preached against what is clearly nature’s design.

I juxtapose Rats vs Squirrels, Cowboys vs Chillipeppers, Birds vs Johnsons & Somalis vs Nigerians vs Swedes.

God/Nature/Reality wins no matter how hard you fight against it.

So stop it.

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Wherein I argue that you, dear listener, have been, are currently, and will likely forever be, part of vast conspiracies to give yourself an edge over your fellow man.

To conspire is human.

Tangents thrown in at no extra charge.

Canadce really is an evil c-word.

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Wherein I argue that the problem of men in women’s sports is a direct result of allowing women in men’s sports and that it is more important that we get women out of men’s sports than the other way around.

Getting of women in men’s sports automatically gets rid of men in women’s sports.

I question the very concept of “women’s sports”.

Feminists will hate this one.

In case you are giggling at the idea of any feminists listening to a recording of mine, over half of “conservative” women don’t realize or won’t admit they are feminists.

Condescending tone warning.

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Wherein I likely push away half of my remaining “audience” by realistically describing the reality that any culture that pushes little girls, moms and grandmas onto the front lines where they will be forced to fight with men who will for sure beat them, literally and figuratively, is immoral and will continue to lose to masculine cultures.

The pendulum is swinging and I’m afraid that Feminists like MTG have no clue how far it will go before it swings back.

I could be wrong, but I don’t think so.

Conservatives will ultimately lose by embracing feminism.

Yo know, because it’s not actually conservative.

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Wherein I give my laser focused perfect analysis about the beef between libertarian grandstanders and The Orange Man.

Spoiler: I side with Cheeto.

Lots of rambling.

But, you know, it’s ME rambling.

Not counting pretty much anything else you could listen to, what could possibly be more enjoyable than that?

Political opinions!

THE BEST!

(If you skipped this one, I’d understand)

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Wherein I wrestle with the relationships between the aforementioned ideas, how they go together, how they help and possibly inhibit a healthy understanding of existence & how god/nature/reality designed us.

Is pondering existence better or worse with AI?

Warning to my Christian friends, I have a few issues with Christianity that don’t necessarily reflect on the followers.

Feel free to add your own analysis of my analysis.

No shade.

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