JUST LET THINGS HAPPEN NATURALLY.  DONT (S)WITCH HUNT ME SO YOU CAN AMBUSH ME INTO BED.  I HAVE HUGE TRUST ISSUES.

EACH TIME I HAVE TO READDRESS YOUR FILTH, I HAVE TO DO IT IN A NEW WAY, JUST SO THE WORLD WILL STOP YAWNING.  AND NOW YOU DEVIANTS HAVE TO FINALLY ADMIT THAT THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THAT YOU ARE THE SCREW UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

AND I JUST KEPT TACKLING YOUR STENCH AS A LOYAL CITIZEN WHO SHOULD & DOES HER DRILL WHILE WAITING FOR REQUISITIONS & REINFORCEMENT.  AND NOW SO I CAN FINALLY BE VISUALLY SEEN AS A GOLDEN GOOSE AGAIN, WHO IS DRESSED TO THE NINES WHILE THE GANDERS FIGHT THE COUNTRY'S BATTLE.  THIS IS A SHOUTOUT TO THE GANDERS. GET BACK ON THE SADDLE.

DONT CALL ME UNKEMPT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A LAZY FREELOADING SLACKER WHO IS PARASITICALLY FEEDING OFF MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

TWO WRONGS DONT MAKE A RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WHEN PEOPLE STOP TWO RIGHTS THAT COULD UNDO MANY WRONGS, THEN SOCIETY WILL PERISH.

I FIT VERY WELL INTO THE MOSTLY CELIBATE MARRIAGE TO CHARLES KOLBER BECAUSE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WAS VERY POSSESSIVE ABOUT THEIR BLUE EYED BOY. AND THEY DIDNT WANT ME TO KNOW ABOUT HIS LIBIDO BECAUSE THEN I WOULD KNOW HOW TO PROVIDE FOR HIM, WHICH MEANT THAT I WOULD BE CLUED IN.  BUT THE GENERAL GAME PLAN WAS--I SHOULD BE CLUELESS AND LEARN VERY LITTLE.

MARCH 15, 2004 WAS THE FIRST TIME I PERFORMED AS A STAND UP COMIC AT THE COMEDY STORE ON SUNSET STRIP IN WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA.  YES IT WAS OPEN MIC NITE BUT I GOT ON THE SIGN UP SHEET.

WE ALL KNOW THAT ANCHORAGE IS THE HUB AND A VERY CRITICAL & STRATEGIC AREA.  NO VIOLENT PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN HERE!!!!!!  I HAVE BEEN HITTING HOME RUNS FOR THE STATE OF ALASKA FOR THE 6TH YEAR, BUT I NEED REINFORCEMENT AGAINST WAR CRIMINALS.

WHY NOT???? ONLY IF I AM HIT, WILL THE INTERVIEW BE CONSIDERED OVER.  ITS BEEN OVER 2 DECADES & MY WOUNDS NEED TO HEAL.  SO LETS KEEP THE PARTY NICE!!!!!!!   BE NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT FALL FOR THE SOB STORIES OF THESE SO CALLED CELEBRITIES.  THEYRE HARD AS NAILS & CAN SURVIVE THE BACKLASH OF THEIR INDIAN PEOPLE.  ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THEY'RE ADEPT AT GAMBLING & BETTING OVER THEIR HEADS WITH OTHER INDIAN'S CHIPS BUT COING UP WITH FANTASTIC STORIES.