Okay so you guys did some stuff and some of it's good and some of it's bad but all of it we heard and now we have to do something about it because you guys told us about it and now we have to do something like give you advice or something idk man I'm new here I really hope Aaron doesn't read this and blow me up with his big laser eyes. Please, for me, just scroll back up and forget about any of this.

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Yikes, man... this is rough. You really goofed up on this one. Like seriously. You need our help. Don't worry. Don't worry... we're right here. We're gonna talk you through this. We'll do it because we're the smartest, kindest, most righteous fellas on this website and no one is going to dispute that, I'm sure. But, uhhhhh... you may want to scroll back up and really lend your ear here.

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This is so important. You guys were so naughty we had to try out our new imprisonment crystal on Matt and now we ding dang don't know how to get him out of there. So if he's MIA for a bit, just know he's experiencing a thousand years of torment. All that aside though, he should be alright. He's a tough cookie. Now scroll on back up to the video and hear some grand advice.

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Dude... No foolin' right now. I am going to be straight with you. You really screwed this up. But worry not, we're here to help you. I sure you already know this if you are a consistent viewer, but we're actually really really smart. Like maybe some of the smartest guys left on this damn *ss flying rock. So you better scroll on back up and hear what we got to say.

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Look, man. We like to joke around here. We're like, some of the biggest joke guys in town,. Sometimes, though, you have to be serious. This episode... we get serious. At least for the first question or so. Then it's pretty back to normal. Or at least we think so. Do you agree? Scroll back up and see for yourself...

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Guys... you've really done it this time. You need us (clearly), but you done goofed it up so bad that I don't know that we can really even help you. But, I see you pleading and hear you asking nicely, so we'll do our best. But don't forget about this. All the work we put in for you. Just scroll on back up and see what we got to say on this here AITA.

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Don't worry. Everyone has troubles in their lives. But most people don't have us. And you do. And that's a really good thing. I'm not just saying that because I'm writing the description. I really believe it. Umm, I mean everyone believes it. Even really intelligent scientists. So, like, really listen to us. Even when Aaron stutters a whole bunch through the question.

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The holidays have passed, but that means you have plenty of stories to tell! We hope they are all full of cheer and mirth... but we know some of them are a little more awkward than maybe you'd hoped. So, to help you get past those feelings, we're looking at some stories form the holidays to see whether or not YOU are the assh*ole.

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In This Week's AITA we read more of our audience's (hopefully fake) reddit stories. Weddings, to sock puppets and some work place mishaps, gon' head and scuttle on up for some giggle and glee as the boys go squee.

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Dude, if your Gigi is up at all hours of the night blasting TikToks through a JBL speaker while you are trying to sleep, then… what? You really thought we were just gonna tell you our thoughts right here in the description? Nice try… Catch Matt, Chase, and Aaron giving you the kind of wonderful advice that most people have to pay for, for free. Enjoy this, man. It’s all for you.

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