The Outfit Repeaters

Marisa and Sam discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 234: Magic Train, which first aired February 14, 2004. Miraculously, they have made it all the way to this fever dream of a series finale. Marisa compares Clover and Daisy to a Times Square Mickey Mouse, and Sam is minorly triggered by a middle school cafeteria breaking out into song. Plus, was Kate actually correct all along?

Marisa and Sam discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 233: One of the Guys, which first aired November 21, 2003. Both are extremely triggered by mention of the Presidential Fitness Challenge, and are shocked to learn that years of suffering was caused by fit Swiss kids. Plus, who is this Thomas guy and can we get more of him please?

Marisa and Sam discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 232: My Dinner with Mr. Dig, which first aired August 15, 2003. As the episodes get wilder and wilder as we approach the end, we learn that Mr. Dig's real name is Dibgy Sellers, and that he has absolutely no chill around his crushes. Plus, as much as we rag on Sam McGuire for being a loner, is Jo McGuire actually the one in need of friends?

Marisa and Sam discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 231: Gordo Shuffle, which first aired June 13, 2003. So many questions about Gordo and his shiny new credit card featuring a $5,000 credit limit to discuss. Plus, Marisa reveals how an old story she did for her high school news program changed the course of her high school forever, and Sam shares his default British voice.

Marisa and Sam are joined once again by Jermaine Fletcher to discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 230: My Fair Larry, which first aired May 16, 2003. Together, they reminisce about elementary school Valentine's Day cards (or balloons in Jermaine's case) and once again shame the writers for doing Larry incredibly dirty. Plus, Jermaine calls out Sam for not attending his 30th birthday dinner.

Marisa and Sam discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 229: Grand Ole' Grandma, which first aired April 4, 2003. Doris Roberts is a pleasant surprise, but where are Gammy McGuire and Nana? And why do they get such disrespect in this episode? And does Gordo have any emotions at all? Plus, some quick lessons on feng shui and kugel.

Marisa and Sam discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 228: The Greatest Crush of All, which first aired March 21, 2003. Marisa and Sam are alarmed by Mr. Keith's predatory behavior, and are shocked to learn that he's not British at all! That guy is from Florida! Plus, inspired by a listener question, they take a deep dive into their teachers past. Plus, a pair of unlikely MVPs.

Marisa and Sam discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 227: Grubby Longjohn's Olde Tyme Revue, which first aired March 14, 2003. Marisa may not always know all the words, but that won't stop her from spontaneously breaking out into song multiple times. Sam relives the most traumatic chess experience of his life. Plus, Sam vows to create the perfect Lizzie McGuire spinoff that no one asked for.

Marisa and Sam discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 226: A Gordo Story, which first aired February 28, 2003. Together, they review the logistics of Gordo getting blocked in a gym class basketball game, and evaluate the similarities between Lizzie McGuire and Zoey 101. Plus, is Mr. Dig actually the one who should be doing an ancestry report?

Marisa and Sam discuss Lizzie McGuire Episode 225: Bunkies, which first aired February 21, 2003. This episode is triggering for Sam, as it reminds him of a trauma from his youth. Marisa vows to one day earn a spot on her favorite reality competition show. Miranda is back! The cheek kiss from the last episode is unmentioned. It's a wild time. Plus, is Kate actually...a mean person?