I can't put too much in the description because I'll give away the plot, but Harry Jowsey's love notes are forever hilarious. Secondhand embarrassment is real:

"You are gorgeous

I love your laugh

I would drink your bathwater

You’re an incredible mother

You make me want to be a cool dad

Your body is sensational

Like this flower you stand out wherever you are

I wanna eat your ___"

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Dom returns and he's so corny. The kissing challenge is back! So. Sexy. Jessica from Love is Blind is looking like a baddie, Harry Jowsey will laugh in your face when he dumps you, Stevan can get it, speaking of which, what pop star did he smash? What's on Harry's OnlyFans? Alara is one of my faves! Chris gives the best lap dance... We get into everythang!

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Episode 1 of Perfect Match season 2 was incredible. Harry Jowsey carried the season. Kaz is so sexy it hurts, and Micah tells everyone: "I'm cute, I'm nice, and I have a big butt" - if only that were true! Micah was just trying to become a meme y'all. Bryton doesn't think that yoga is exercise... we have some ignorant fools in the house and we are HERE FOR IT!

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Beyonce's Cecred haircare line is a great product. Rihanna has a new haircare line and I have no idea why. She also claims to be working on a ninth album. We've heard that before! If you like Rihanna's hair products, let me know because I'm skeptical. I think this is just a shameless money grab from one of my fave billionaires.

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In 2021, Ben Affleck basically blamed Jennifer Garner for his alcoholism. He told Howard Stern he was so unhappy in his marriage to Garner that he would "drink a bottle of Scotch and fall asleep on the couch, which turned out not to be the solution." OUCH!!!!!!!

Three years later, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have put their mega mansion up for sale because they're headed for divorce, allegedly. Jennifer Garner is living her best life right now. Anyone know why Affleck and codependent disaster Jennifer Lopez can't make it work?!?!?!

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Bravo's "The Valley" gave us high drama - cheating allegations, binge drinking, talks of ayahuasca, sex positions, children with special needs, postpartum depression, coparenting, separation, divorce and much more. Should Brittany Cartwright and Jason Cauchi, aka Jax Taylor, get a divorce? I give my two cents towards the beginning and end of this episode.

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The black mute guy is not my vibe. He's sweet, but I need him off of my show. Franchesca is beautiful but boring. Queen Charlotte wears her most extravagant wig ever, and Colin has an aha moment about being a rake.

This episode was supposed to have two proposals, but only one marriage proposal takes place. The proposal was beyond ghetto and followed a romantic speech about being in love. We're lost.

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Lord Debling wants what the heart wants, like Selena Gomez said. He's ready to make someone his wifey. Colin is figuring out who he wants as well, while Benedict Bridgerton is smitten with a sexy blonde baddie. I am ready for Benedict's story!

Cressida really needs to find someone. Her family is pressuring her and she must feel like there are no other men in town except for a blonde man who wants someone else.

The hot air balloon scene was as lame as Franchesca's love of silence. Colin is pressed! We love to see it.

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Colin is trying to help his good friend Penelope, but things take an embarrassing turn for Penelope. Meanwhile the Featherington sisters are incredibly stupid, but they give this series the lighthearted comedic relief it needs. Oh, and there are fireworks and butterflies. All it takes is a great kiss sometimes!

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Colin is back from spreading his seed all over Europe and he feels especially appreciative of Penelope's friendship. Colin is looking handsome, Penelope is beautiful and Kate and Anthony could get their own spinoff and we wouldn't be mad at it. We're here for this show and this season!

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